Vovochka Kuznetsov
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Kyaro and Efremova realized that they had been poured some playful wine. I was in a lyrical mood. I wanted to sit on a bench in the park and look at the passing girls. The usual state is when three cans of dark beer and a packet of chips drowned in the blackness of this sea peacefully splash in the stomach. Only instead of all this grace, the duty of a secular reporter called me to the premiere of a film, the overwhelming vulgarity of which awakened in me the misanthropy sweetly lulled by beer. I do not rule out that this is exactly what the creators of the film “It Happens to People” wanted. If yes, then I sincerely congratulate them on their success.
The main feature of melodrama is that all the actors are silent. The characters, instead of dialogues, express their thoughts behind the scenes in poetic lines. This description of the movie is enough to make you never watch it.
In my life I have never met a single idiot who thinks in poetry. A quick look at the world around us shows that people most often think in obscene language or fragmentary sentences in the famous Sharikov “abyrvalg” style.
Kirill convinced Olya that he could read between his legs
The four or six glasses of white wine I had in the cinema lobby definitely confirmed my initial conclusion. I had to plunge those present into the harsh truth of life, where everything that is on a sober person’s mind is on the drunken person’s tongue.
– Madam, they haven’t worn such a flat chest for a long time. What will you feed your unborn child if some desperate carpenter ever takes the bait on you? – I expressed to the lean blonde the thoughts of the majority of those present.
Vlad Lisovets’s companion clearly did not become pregnant from him
I don’t care that “she” turned out to be the stylist Vlad Lisovets. Still, they really mistook him for a girl and sincerely sympathized that God did not give such a beauty the appropriate front body kit.
I myself heard how Mikhail Shufutinsky, through the sagging folds of his chin, told his eldest son David about the craving for the fair sex that had awakened after getting rid of 40 extra kilos. And it’s true: his former dancer Svetlana Urazova, with whom Mikhail Zakharovich began cohabiting with his old wife, and when she died, he appointed as his director, now looks a little exhausted. I probably didn’t expect such a demobilization chord from the 75-year-old chansonnier.
Shufutinsky’s son David owns a film dubbing studio
From the knees and above
In general, I am amazed by the love of our stars to appoint mistresses as their directors. It seems to me that there is some kind of perversion in this. A craving for submission, or something. On the screen, Evgeny Dyatlov skillfully portrays a hero-lover, but in life, as they whisper, he abandoned his family for the sake of his director Daria Travnikova. Now he walks around snarled, but happy. Her heel presses on his very chakra, which creates a pleasant emptiness in his head, making the actor ideal material for any director. Sculpt whatever you want.
Chansonnier Sveta’s mistress commands his attention
I would not say anything similar about Kirill Kyaro, whose core cannot be crushed by any heel. The Estonian rubbed it near the niece of Mikhail Efremov, the famous Moscow “courtesan” and, it seems, also an actress Olga Efremova. His fiery gaze burned out the intricate tattoos on her legs from the knees up. To the very place where the president’s grandson Boris Yeltsin Jr., her former lover, had visited more than once.
– Do you want to be in his place?
“I dream,” hormones loosened the star’s tongue.
Lavronenko experienced catharsis from Spitz’s palms
In general, there was no smell of romance around. Even my beloved Katerina Shpitsa, when she kissed Konstantin Lavronenko, was clearly thinking not in poetry, but in images, for dissemination of which any media outlet would face a huge fine.
Travnikova is better off with woodpeckers in her hand than a pie in the sky
– This is the only way it happens to people! – I would like to say to every guest of the premiere.
But instead I thought: “I have a pack of dumplings lying around in the freezer. Boil them or fry them? Fried, with red wine, probably better.”
Mikhail Gorevoy (in a circle) was surprised by Putin’s double from the Comedy Club Dmitry Grachev and his daughter Alla Pugacheva’s third husband, 75-year-old producer Evgeny Boldin with his current wife Marina Lyakh (33 years younger than him) and their 13-year-old daughter Masha Arina Sharapova (right) gossiped with a friend, letting reality into her eyes
Photo source: Larisa Kudryavtseva, Boris Kudryavov
