What better day than Friday 17 for the umpteenth (and terribly useless) episode Gemmacentrica?
It is (almost) Christmas, we are (almost) all better but not even the lights, the gifts under the tree and Michael Bublé they manage to gild us the pill today’s suppostone, here.
Now, assuming that:
– Tina Cipollari rightly emphasized (in case there was still a need, of course) theextreme lightness with which Gemma Galgani flies from flower to flower, going from pining for yet another pole received tofeeling for a random new entry, and recalled that only a few days before lying down ZenZuale on the pool table for Leonardo you put lemonade Costabile Albore (by the way, has anyone news of him? What happened to him? I’m afraid for his safety! Reassure me that he was simply botched after having enslaved his sad task, without implications that call into question Federica Sciarelli);
– Gianni Sperti highlighted the oddity of the behavior of Leonardo what – look what a case! – instead of being intimidated, as every person is not accustomed to the world of entertainment, by the presence of the cameras it is right in front of them that he gave his best, giving us the “carrying kiss” with Gemmona, and instead when he found himself alone in the company of the lady, in the intimacy of his home, WHO KNOWS WHY EVER “I didn’t feel like it“…
– Maria De Filippi has highlighted the obvious fetish of the knight for clothing, on which he pours all his attention (which I don’t know if you have noticed but Leonardo flatters more what the Galgani, between a “congratulations anyway, A BEAUTIFUL DRESS, all in black, sexy …” it’s a “she was dressed in a certain way, quite provocative, she was a little sexy at that moment …“), And while the Queen she insisted asking him if when he didn’t feel like kissing her it wasn’t maybe because she had already changed her clothes my masochistic mind gave me a chilling flash of Gemmona in latex suit, whip and stiletto heel and he is on all fours with an apple in that mouth MANNAGGIALAMISERIAPERCHEMARIA!
I was saying, given that apparently it is evident to everyone that it is nothing more than yet another sideshow with yet another figure looking for some close-up on Channel 5, and as long as Gemma will hang out in those studios of these cringe curtains we will never get rid of them, we can at least try to make them in a bit more sparkling while having fun sadistically putting the trader on duty in difficulty?
Because over the years we have seen different types of desperate people in there. From iconic ones like Marco Firpo that at least made you laugh at those with the right gab to turn every omelette as best as possible Costabile, who right at the end got dirty (cit), revealing his desire from the studio center, but up to that moment it had been almost perfect. And then there are the Leonardo which are neither funny nor gifted with the right speech, and they wrap themselves. Those are my favorites, because they can’t fail to hide it as they are desperate.
Just ask him half an extra question and you’ll crash his system, right. They forget the pappardella they had prepared at home and end up shooting themselves in the foot. Like today when, regarding the lack of lemon away from the cameras, he said “when we were in the privacy of the house I could be myself“. And in fact he didn’t kiss her, when she was “himself“. How strange, huh? Not to mention when he was trying to sidetrack the pressing questions about physical attraction and he came out saying that “there is also an attraction that has an added value for who you are as a CHARACTER, understand? This here is the added value!“. More Freudian slip than that you die, eh.
Ps 1. But only I am FULL CAP of the terrible macho clichés that feed us a Men and women? E Armando Incarnato that “I am more of a man than you“, e Ida Platano that “she is really female“, And mo that too Elena that “NORMALLY it is the man who has to kiss the woman, I wait for the man“… Welcome to 1921, indeed, that even a Old Bridge they were ahead, shit!
Ps 2. To express ourselves on the throne of Matteo Ranieri it’s early, especially considering the total disaster this season is giving us Classical throne. But let me just say that, after the strokes of the 19 year old who makes the voice of sex * like Gemmona, that Marion who brought the tronista to the shelter where they save the animals, in the midst of wild boars and cows, has already conquered a piece of my heart. She and that beautiful big dog who begged for cuddles.
Ps 3. I’m still in raptures for that “Then Gianni, listens. We’re talking about someone who puts cotton in his pants to look gifted, and that’s you. That you have an age and you say that you are 38 years old. I mean, he puts the wadding inside his underpants, understand? Think how reliable it is!” from Tina a like. Still, I want more!
Video from the episode: Whole bet – Giovanna: “Alessandro, one of your words offended me!” – Giovanna introduces herself – Tina: “Nicola what are you saying? Your hair is dyed! “ – Gemma and Leonardo: the comparison – Exterior of Gemma and Leonardo – Tina Vs Gemma – Maria: “Leonardo do you feel attraction for Gemma? Have you thrown it back? “ – Marion and Matteo’s kisses – External of Matteo and Marion – External by Matteo and Federica – Matteo: “Federica to me you are a woman!”
