/ world today news/ And this year we will have to observe the annual gathering of our native Nazi-, sorry, “patriots”. In fact, what is the main idea of Lukovmarsh? To honor a general who was killed like a dog by an ordinary female guerrilla? To honor the great hero who was the leader of the innocent Union of the Bulgarian National Legions (whose members, by the way, increasingly appear in the media as “defenders of the hateful chifuts”) who rediscovered human rights?
When I was little, I wondered who that face from the Nazi Wailing Wall was – it turned out to be Ilya Minev, who was a zigghayla and then accepted Churchill’s victory. Every year I listen to dithyrambs about how innocent he was, how he was in Belene and all sorts of other communist “concentration camps” and I keep asking myself “Okay, I hate communists too! Because they are so nasty that they didn’t bash him already in Belene, instead of pretending to be a democrat!” From SBNL to “Independent Society for the Protection of Human Rights” – well, if this is not a metamorphosis of the purest kind, halal to us! If you don’t like brown, you can always change it to dark or light blue.
Since when is it fashionable for Nazi legionnaires to become democratic defenders of human rights? Our patriots (which I will not call fascists because I will offend the entire political thought of Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, Adolf-Heinz Beckerle, Erwin Rommel, my increasingly relevant colleague Joseph Goebbels, Hermann Goering and other fascist-nazi minds ) are very funny to me – prank pictures in Buchenwald and directives from Brussels sprouts.
The Bulgarian version of Stepan Bandera – Boyan Rasate, goes back and forth on television to justify the saintly general. Also, the Jews came out with a statement against the march, so what? They will still march because, unlike the comrades on the left, who have 3 marches a year – May 1st, August 2nd and September 9th – the Legionnaire Democrats have one.
Here comes the time for a personal story. Once I was riding in the train and in the next compartment there were young metalheads, of course admirers of the Aryan idea. Dressed in black, 14/88, SS, 1312 and all sorts of other crap on their hats, it’s like Hitler was a pissed off kid with goth tendencies (hmm, that could be a topic for another text…). They rattled all the time about gypsies, refugees, gypsies, false patriots and more gypsies, shouted at gypsies (or Roma, or whatever the modern politically correct expression is) at the stations, then “found” an ideological comrade from our compartment. Guess what happened then: an hour-long lecture on evil motherfuckers in management.
These are our fascists (again I won’t call them fascists) – young, unkempt, they don’t shave, they don’t bathe, they hate gypsies, they hate democrats, they hate communists, they hate Jews, they even hate themselves because they know that they will never be true fascists. Even to be a fascist requires comparative competence, but that cannot be done when you have a political movement with a lost world war complex.
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