24 April 2024, 20:43
Photo: @lenamyro
On the night of April 23-24, records appeared on social networks about the death in the United States of Elena Miro, one of the most popular and scandalous bloggers of the Live Journal platform and the entire Runet.
The phenomenon of the “Queen of LJ” turned out to be so striking that many are still convinced that Lena is not a real person, but a project of an entire creative team.
From her first post on the platform in 2010 to her last in 2023, miss-tramel maintained a distinctly offensively ironic style. Many show business stars, bloggers, politicians and other famous people became victims of her sharp tongue. It is likely that some of them, upon hearing about Miro’s death, lit up their faces and remembered the concept of karma (in its simplified everyday understanding).
Olenka-golenka is terrible, like nuclear winter. This means that the absurd fools, whom her husband traded for a young goat, like her.
Lena Miro about Olga Buzova
However, it is too early to talk about Miro’s death as a confirmed fact: there is no official data. All that is there is a post from the Admin-Anshlak telegram channel, which specializes in rumors and gossip. Allegedly, the blogger got into an accident in the USA, fell into a coma, and later died without regaining consciousness.
Who is Lena Miro and did she really exist?
In reality, Lena Miro is Elena Mironenko, she was born in the city of Stary Oskol, Belgorod region on June 24, 1981. Her parents were simple people, but Elena dreamed of high society, a beautiful life, fame and inclusion in Western mass culture.
Russian cinema is a small-town amateur activity. In the world they film “Game of Thrones” and “House of Cards”, but here we have “Efrosyne” and “Univer”.
Lena Miro about Russian cinema
After successfully graduating from school, Elena entered Voronezh State University at the Faculty of Foreign Languages. And later – to Cambridge College, where the dream of high society began to gradually come true: the student organized social parties in London.
But in the mid-2000s, the future LiveJournal star returned to Moscow, where she worked as a simultaneous interpreter. It is impossible to say that Lena Miro is a collective or completely fictitious character, because there are numerous documents, photographs, and videos testifying to her physical existence.
Lena Miro and the “most vile old women”
In 2010, Elena opened a blog on the Live Journal platform. One of her posts caused so much noise that the author was even invited to an interview on Komsomolskaya Pravda radio. She was noticed by many other media and millionaire bloggers.
In her post on LiveJournal, the blogger complained about a pensioner who allegedly crossed the street in the wrong place and almost provoked an accident with her, Lena Miro, participation.
Lena did not skimp on epithets and comparisons, calling the woman “a vile old woman with a bag on wheels.”
At the end of the post, the author proposed introducing restrictions on entry and even entry into the center of Moscow, making them paid.
Make entrance to the center of Moscow paid… This way we will rid the center of the most disgusting old women and other evil spirits in the form of honest but proud people without double standards, for whom there is the most beautiful Biryulyovo-Tovarnaya station. Surely, there are also shops, restaurants and entertainment spots there.
Lena Miro about paid entrance to the center of Moscow
Traffic in the center of Moscow. Photo: De Visu/Shutterstock/PHOTODOM
Later, in an interview with KP, Lena Miro stated that she invented the incident with the elderly woman in order to draw attention to the problem of “legal nihilism on the roads.” And at the same time, promote yourself on a topical topic. Not trying to offend or offend anyone.
For me, first of all, he was not an elderly man. It’s not a fact that he was there at all, it’s not a fact that it was a grandmother, it’s not a fact that this incident even took place.
Lena Miro in an interview with KP
However, the theme of “disgusting old women” jumping under the wheels in Miro’s work appears more than once in the future.
In the post “Where do bicycle bulls come from?” dated June 4, 2014, Lena writes:
Photo: MilanMarkovic78/Shutterstock/PHOTODOM
If it is still possible to go around some disgusting old woman or slow down in front of her so as not to overwhelm the fool with pins, then the cyclist’s speed is much higher.
Lena Miro about cyclists
In the article “What are traffic cops afraid of?” with integrated advertising for one of the domestic manufacturers of video recorders, Lena tells how to prove your case in the event of an accident.
Either the disgusting old woman will throw herself under the wheels – well, you know this story, or she will start playing with the children under the wheels when the light turns red. Only video recording will help you avoid the unexpected. Moreover, it is made with high quality, which will be accepted as evidence, preventing you from being sent to a penal colony for five years.
Lena Miro about DVRs
Lena Miro – member of the United Russia party
Head of the Stary Oskol executive committee of the United Russia branch Gennady Chernykh in 2011 reported journalists that Elena Mironenko joined the party in June 2006. But for many years she did not contact party members and did not pay membership fees.
Photo: Alexey Borodin/Shutterstock/FOTODOM
The only party that I see has a clear program, a clear ideology.
Lena Miro about the United Russia party
As a result, Lena Miro was kicked out of the party ranks. This decision, of course, was facilitated by the vivid media scandal surrounding the “disgusting old women.” But this did not in any way influence the blogger’s political views. She continued to treat the leader of the state, for example, with great sympathy and reverence.
I don’t know a single person, not a single woman, who wouldn’t like Putin as a man.
Lena Miro about Vladimir Putin
At the same time, Lena criticized the monetary policy and regulatory activities of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation.
Elvira Nabiullina. Photo: Anton Veselov/Shutterstock/PHOTODOM
In other words, this woman, who looks like the elderly Owl from the cartoon about Winnie the Pooh, is responsible for financial flows in the country.
Lena Miro about Elvira Nabiullina
The then Deputy Prime Minister, who oversaw, among other things, culture and state youth policy, also got it from the blogger.
An aunt with money, who, living in Moscow in 2018, looks like she was hanging out in the regional center in 1981, does not dare, in principle, to stutter about beauty.
Lena Miro about Olga Golodets
Lena Miro and Russian stars
The sharp and cynical pen of Lena Miro, however, usually touched politicians in passing. The same cannot be said about the stars of Russian show business: these are the ones who got the most out of her. With succinct, aphoristically short, extremely caustic, and sometimes murderously apt definitions, the “Queen of LiveJournal” heartily sealed both single targets and the entire star army in bulk.
In Russia, stars are jokes, stuck in the 80s.
Lena Miro about the stars of Russian show business
In her posts, Lena Miro covered many representatives of show business with lacquered tank tracks. Without mincing words, she mocked her figure flaws, gait, hairstyle, age, habits, choice of a partner.
I see (in Galkin. – Ed.) an old woman who has become depressed from the years she has lived. Well-groomed, with shaved legs, but lethargic and tired.
Lena Miro about Maxime Galkina*
Maxim Galkin and Alla Pugacheva. Photo: Andrey 69/Shutterstock/PHOTODOM
One of Miro’s favorite targets is Anastasia Volochkova. However, the latter seemed to be deliberately seeking the attention of bloggers by publishing immodest splits from numerous locations and raised glasses of alcohol.
Photo: Pavel L Photo and Video/Shutterstock/FOTODOM
Volochkova’s face is the face of female alcoholism.
Lena Miro about Anastasia Volochkova
The famous TV presenter and fellow blogger couldn’t help but fall under Lena’s fire.
And when will Ksyusha understand that a flat chest and a narrow bone are not synonymous?
Lena Miro about Ksenia Sobchak
As a professional blogger, Lena Miro could not ignore the story of the criminal prosecution of actor Mikhail Efremov for a drunken accident.
Mikhail Efremov. Photo: magicinfoto/Shutterstock/PHOTODOM
It was he who showed the real face of the average jester – the idol of thousands and millions of simple citizens.
Lena Miro about Mikhail Efremov
About whom Lena Miro wrote well
Among Russian celebrities, however, there were those who not only did not fall under Miro’s dagger fire, but enjoyed her favor, respect and even friendly disposition.
Lisa’s hair is styled and well-groomed, her beautiful facial features are emphasized by light makeup, and her skin is in impeccable condition.
Lena Miro about Liza Boyarskaya
Many sources believe that Lena’s only “star” friend was Alena Vodonaeva.
The beautiful and sexy Alena Vodonaeva was attacked by two ugly and absolutely unsexy women – Ksyusha Borodina and Aiza. Either Anokhin, or Dolmatov, or even Churchkhelova. Not the point.
Lena Miro about Alena Vodonaeva
But Lena Miro repeatedly sang the most enthusiastic and pathetic panegyrics (for some reason) to the former athlete and deputy Alina Kabaeva.
When I think about whose face is for me a symbol of my Russia, then from time to time the image of Alina Kabaeva pops up before my eyes.
Lena Miro about Alina Kabaeva
Chicken and Pancake: the phenomenon of Lena Miro
During almost the entire, and very long period of prosperity of the LiveJournal blogging platform in today’s changing times, Lena Miro was a superstar, sometimes reaching the top 3.
Millions of readers found their traits in the collective images of Chicken (a woman who does not understand her worth) and Pancake (a klutz of a man) written by the blogger. There were also a lot of haters of Lena’s work, largely for the same reason.
“Dear women,” tongue-tied men, as a rule, begin their congratulations with this stupid cliche.
Lena Miro, entry dated March 7
Of course, many hated Miro for ridiculing their idols. And the idols themselves often began to itch unbearably at the mention of the blogger’s name. It’s not so easy to fend off sharp jokes about your figure if the person criticizing it is almost perfect. Lena Miro called herself a fitness blogger and devoted a lot of time to training.
It is even more difficult to accuse a critic of being uneducated and stupid if he has two degrees, including Cambridge. And the profession of a simultaneous interpreter (how they manage to accurately translate “on the fly” without listening to the end of the phrase is still a mystery to me).
Every day, according to Lena Miro herself, she received dozens of letters of gratitude from women who, thanks to her posts, felt stronger and more confident, got rid of toxic relationships, prejudices and complexes.
*Recognized as a foreign agent in the Russian Federation.
We previously wrote that 2024 is a karmic year.