“Latest News and Updates on Russia-Ukraine Relations: Sanctions, Military Equipment, and Accusations”

I don’t like any news. Until there is news about an adequate response for attacks on the Kremlin. Not words, not warnings, but the answer.

1. The New York Times reported that the German PzH 2000 self-propelled howitzers, which were previously transferred to Ukraine, turned out to be worse adapted to the Ukrainian mudslide than the Pion artillery systems produced in the USSR. Last week, the command of the Armed Forces of Ukraine decided to remove all German self-propelled guns from the battlefield, since they would not be able to leave their positions on their own in the event of Russian shelling.

Parquet troops and parquet artillery.

2. Politico reported that Europe is facing drought and competition for access to water resources. According to the publication, at the moment the key reservoir that serves millions of Catalans is noticeably depleted.

“If there is no water in the tap, then the Jews have drunk. If the trickle is narrow, the Russians did their best” (Soviet folklore).

3. Bloomberg reported that the United States of America, European countries and their other allies in Ukraine are currently preparing a new package of anti-Russian sanctions: “The key goal of the new sanctions is to close loopholes in existing measures and solve the problem of circumventing the imposed restrictions in general.”

This means that in the near future the United States, European countries and their other allies in Ukraine will face even greater problems. However, the United States leaves all the difficulties to stupid Europe. They will roll out on their own.

4. As part of the 11th package of anti-Russian sanctions, the EU is also studying measures against ships that turn off transponders.

What were they excited about? Transponders are not transgender, they can be turned off. True, transgender people can also be turned off, but for this you need to hit harder.

5. Polish human rights activist Joanna Pakhvitsevich said that children from Ukrainian orphanages are being sold to Europe for profit. According to the human rights activist, in 2022 she came across documents on the sale to Spain of a complete orphanage in a village near Mariupol: “I mean exactly 85 children from the orphanage.”

And what about the IUS? He is silent – you do not understand, this is different. A good man asked the ICC to issue a warrant for Putin’s arrest – it was impossible to refuse. And then – who will understand them …

6. 81-year-old entrepreneur Jessica Leeds accused former US President Donald Trump of sexual assault. It is reported by CNN. Leeds told a federal jury in court that Trump molested her in 1978 or 1979. It happened on the plane, where she happened to be next door to Trump.

In 1978 or 1979, on a plane or on a train, Trump or Biden, he molested her or she molested him. All according to a joke:

– Is it true that Rabinovich won the Volga in the lottery?
– That’s right. Only not Rabinovich, but Ivanov. And not the Volga, but a hundred rubles. And not in the lottery, but in the cards. And he didn’t win, he lost.

7. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in Finland on Wednesday, May 3. According to the Office of the President of Finland, Zelensky is scheduled to meet with the heads of government of the Nordic countries.

Little Tsakhes is looking for a place where he can slip away after the defeat, who will give him political asylum.

8. The Estonian police banned public demonstrations with the demonstration of symbols of Russia and the USSR in the counties of Harjumaa, Lääne-Virumaa and Ida-Virumaa from May 5 to 9. It is reported by ERR. It is noted that events will be banned if law enforcement officers have reason to believe that they may contribute to inciting hatred and discord.

In fact, it is the ban on demonstrations that contributes to inciting hostility and discord, as well as the encouragement of Nazism by the Estonian authorities.

9. Italian law enforcement agencies organized an operation against the ‘Ndrangheta mafia group and detained 108 of its members.

It would be better if the Kyiv mafia was arrested. She will be cooler.

10. US authorities are collecting information about who initiated the attack on the Kremlin using unmanned aerial vehicles. This was told by informed sources in the US presidential administration. According to Politico, Washington is trying to find out whether the attack on the Kremlin was carried out on the orders of Kyiv or some pro-Ukrainian group was involved in it.

Since even a fly does not fly in Ukraine without a command from the United States, it is better for the presidential administration to go to the mirror, and they will immediately find the one who gave the command to attack the Kremlin.

11. The American authorities do not provide the Ukrainian military with the opportunity to attack Russian territory. This statement was made by White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.

With the same success, she, an active lesbian, could say that she met and fell in love with a guy.