“Hello Gaspésiens! How is it going ?
They’re your friends from Montreal!
We decided to come visit you this summer!
Usually, we go to Fort Lauderdale, listen to Paolo Noël and the former Classels at the Tropical, but since the borders are closed, we said to ourselves “We’re going to visit Quebec!”
Fa that’s it!
A BEAUTIFUL HOLE
Aye, how beautiful you are!
What’s more fun is that everything is in French!
It almost feels like Old Orchard! Tell me … Where are the rides?
Because it’s pretty good, the sea and the rocks, but after two days, we understood the principle.
Isn’t there a roller coaster? Or bumper cars?
Coudonc, what do you do with your days?
Are you looking at the sea? Viarge … It’s a long time!
Not that the hole in Percé is not beautiful, it is super beautiful, but tell me as they say, a hole is a hole! Especially since we have bigger ones in Montreal!
If I wanted to see a hole in the rock, I wouldn’t have driven two days, I would have gone down the stairs and I would have gone two streets from my house, there are plenty!
As for your crazy people from Île Bonaventure, it seems you haven’t seen those from Place Bonaventure!
You throw a fries, and they are 20 to pitch on it!
LOCAL SPECIALTIES
Jean-Paul wanted to book, but I said “No, it’s not worth it, anyway, it will be full, everyone is going to Gaspésie this summer”.
Fa we got in our camper and we got off!
We did it all in one go!
We took the opportunity to eat local specialties. Hot dogs from Chez Ginette, Pogos from Chez Chantal, cheeseburgers from Chez Sylvie, onion rings from Chez Réjeanne …
Hey, we’ll say what we want, gastronomy department, we have nothing to envy the French!
That said, I have one request: in Matane, I ate fresh shrimp.
Don’t you want to serve good frozen shrimp with cocktail sauce like we eat in Montreal? They sell it cheap at Costco!
The good thing about your part of the country is that it’s big. No need to turn for three hours to find yourself a place to spend the night.
You see a beach and you park yourself!
My oldest said: “We should take an ecological trip like Greta!”
I said, “Damn good idea! No chemical toilet, this year, children, we shit in nature! It makes fertilizer, and it feeds the animals, which in turn shit in nature to make fertilizer … ”
This is the cycle of life, we call it. Papouna Makaka.
The same goes for empty beer bottles. We leave them on the beach, it allows the locals to pick them up and make a little money.
Tse, unemployment in the region is not funny. The people over there are pulling the devil by the tail, we have to help them …
No need to thank us, the Gaspésiens! Must be united!
And get ready, we liked it so much that we’re coming back next year! “
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