Another huge interview with Kurt Angle that made me laugh…
The TNA stars can’t wait to arrive in England at the end of the month but there’s one thing that’s bothering them.
Cristiano Ronaldo at the wheel of his car.
The former TNA Heavyweight Champion and Olympic gold medalist is on the front lines against the Manchester United winger who just smashed his £200,000 Ferrari yesterday.
He will annoy many on this side of the ocean with his comments.
Kurt told The Sun: “I am officially requesting that the British government lock up Ronaldo for the period that myself and the rest of the Main Event Mafia are in the city of Manchester for TNA’s Maximum Impact Tour.”
“His inability to drive, combined with his natural weakness as a footballer, makes the UK far too risky for international celebrities like me with a pathetic idiot like him on the streets.”
“Unlike Ronaldo or any other football player, I am recognized as a world star by both Great Britain and the United States, which is much more important economically and politically.”
“As we will be landing at Manchester Airport near the scene of the accident, I can offer Ronaldo some driving lessons as well as some tips to help him behave like a real sports star. The American way. “
“Lesson #1: Soccer is a girls’ sport in the United States, and since we decide the rules around the world, Ronaldo should abandon his English game of fagot and come to the TNA hexagonal ring like a real American”
Kurt adds: “It doesn’t surprise me at all that every other footballer can’t act like a true sporting icon.”
Translated by me
