Katariina Juselius has a rude sales announcement, dog poop will be turned into energy… – 2024-04-03 13:51:00

April Fool’s Day is known to be the day for all pranksters. At that time, those who believe the stories of the jekutas are allowed to eat herring and drink spring water on top of it. This year, too, there have been “announcements” that raise eyebrows.

The City Environment of Helsinki says in the message service X that it will use dog waste as an energy source with the Poop Flows pilot project.

– The poop flows. Helsinki introduces a new energy source. Excrepyrolysis turns dog poop into energy. Fuel collection points installed in dog parks. Like it if your pet participates in the talks, reads the announcement.

Särkänniemi announces that it will build the world’s highest cable car over the center of Tampere. According to the release, the route of the 110-meter-high cable car will go between the roof of the Sokos Hotel Tower and the open-air platform of Näsinneula, which means that the cable car will visibly change the entire silhouette of Tampere when it is completed.

According to the release, the project is hugely exciting at the ends of both Särkänniemi and Sokos Hotel Tornink. It is scheduled to be completed a year from now on April Fool’s Day.

– When Torni came to Tampere, we pretty much received a receipt that it was still lower than Näsinneula. In the future, it will be possible to get to Torni by also coming to Näsinneula on the same trip”, Torni’s business manager Mikko Kankaanpää comment on it.

VR says in its announcement on Facebook that its trains will move to the Swedish time zone starting tomorrow. VR is having fun by asking its customers to move their clocks back an hour to avoid confusion.

– After expanding to the Swedish market, we realized that we would get a significant synergy benefit by moving all our trains to the same time zone. At the same time, moving the timetables back an hour is a helping hand for our passengers who have had challenges getting on the train, says Head of Traffic & Timetable Planning Aini Möhänen in the press release.

The music magazine Rumba reveals in its story that Cheekin and Gettomasan there is actually a ghostwriter behind the lyrics. He is arrogant Erja-Maija Ylitalo, who is a vigorous 78-year-old retired grandmother. According to him, the rappers’ careers were planned in a secret rap laboratory near Kokkola.

This is how Cheek’s lyrics came about, for example:

– At some point, it was noticed that there was no need to invest so much in them. I mixed in a few catchphrases and Paulo Coehloa, and then it went through like fake money. Sometimes Roope Ankka came to mentor us in writer’s workshops about getting rich, comments the ghostwriter to Rumba.

The announcement of the Kruununsillat tramway project also tells about a new method of transportation: city resins. In Helsinki, between Hakaniemi and Laajasalo, the so-called joint use resins.

The principle is the same as in city bikes, but now you travel along the rails. You learn how to use resin easily, and you hardly get lost. However, parking requires precision: resin should not be left on the tracks, but it should also not be left lying on the sidewalk, the release states.

– Once you’ve tried resin, you don’t need other means of transport, says the communications manager Lauri Hänninen From the Kruunusillat tramway.

On April Fool’s Day, you can try the resin in a test drive from Hakaniementor.

Celebrities roam

Finns who are known to the public are known to be enthusiastic about every April Fool’s day to develop more and more absurd pranks. Now Aki and Rita Manninen say on Instagram that they left their daughter Donna in care and went on a month-long love vacation to Mexico.

– The heat is easing and it’s just us enjoying ourselves here! Donna stayed on the island with grandma and we started a month’s love vacation! In itself, it’s crazy that they got a foot massage on the TUI flight as a refund for the last one, the couple says on social media.

April Fool’s Day hits and sinks, because in Mexico at the end of last year, the Mannises experienced freezing trials from water damage to the death of their dog, and they were unable to leave the country due to the challenges of the tour operator.

To influence Natalia Salmela says on Instagram that he bought a house rötisk in Portugal, which he now plans to renovate next summer. He claims that he will give the house a wild makeover.

– The funniest of all time is coming, he beams in his April Fool’s joke.

Miss beauty Katariina Juselius published an announcement on Instagram in honor of April Fool’s Day, in which he is selling his company on the Tori.fi website with a gigantic price tag. According to the publication, an hour with Juselius costs 35,000 euros.

– Mass men and women! Special offer today only, he exclaims.

You can see the publication below or here.

The Manserock band Eppu Normaali says on Facebook that they are moving to Turku, which is sacrilege for the people of Tampere. Akun Tehdas is also moving its operations to our west coast.

– With the one-hour track under construction, the capital region is so much more accessible than from Tampere that in the end the decision to move was easy. And Turku has once been the capital of Finland, Tampere never, not to mention Ylöjärvi, Aku Yrjä commented in the announcement.

Daughter of dance legend Åke Blomqvist, Clara Blomqvist says “breaking news” in his public update on Facebook. He says he will start Beyoncé’s as a background dancer.

– In the test dance, my Finnish disco skills were dumbfounded and Beyoncé herself was downright in tears. They say that my dance made an impression with its purity and simplicity, he says.

He jokes that he received angry feedback From Cher and From Rihannawhen they were left licking their fingers.