Mother Comparison:
– Bad…
– Worse…
– Worse…
“Same… as father…”
On the bus.
– Excuse me, your bag is open…
– Thank you! Thank God there are still people like you… Someone take the money and it goes away!
“Well, is it two and seventy-three bucks?”
In the pub:
– You say, sir…
– Jack Daniels!
– Dafinka from Pernik… it’s nice…
she:
– All men are the same…!
He is:
– Have you tried them all!?
Honey, I’m taking you to Beer Grill tonight!
– But I’m a vegan!
– I have thought of you too! There are also lawns around the pub…
