Monday 31 May 2059 36230 parts
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Cavani in need of explanation!
After the German media reported unanimously that Cavani had stolen several times in the past from the drugstore chain “Schlecker”, we asked team-mate Neymar Jr. about the facts.
– Neymar, what do you think of the rumors that Cavani stole several Schlecker stores?
“I can only confirm the rumors. Edinson Cavani stole several hundred euros worth of goods. And those are just the known deeds. “
– Well, you haven’t been with PSG that long, how did you find out?
“Following the 2017 Champions League quarter-finals against Paris [6:1, wir berichteten], I was about to get a pack of cold wax strips when Cavani sprinted towards me with a whole bag of them. The shopkeeper wanted to go after, but Edinson had long since fled towards the city center. Unfortunately he took all the cold wax strips with him and so I had to live with the stubble on my legs. “
– Cold wax strips, interesting. What else has he stolen?
“Mostly hygiene articles. But basically he stopped at nothing. He was in a frenzy. He stole everything that came between his fingers. From rice cakes to Nic Nacs to dry cat food. Once I remember he even opened a pack of edible paper, ate two sheets of it, and then put the pack back on the shelf. “
– What was the craziest thing he ever stole?
“Let me think about it for a moment. He’s already stolen very strange things, but once I remember he stormed into the cabin in a brand new Heiko Westermann 4 jersey with the anti-theft device from the shop still attached. I mean everyone dreams of an HW4 jersey, but at what price? “
– Thank you, Neymar Jr. We have one more question: What do you think, how could you put an end to the madness? What would you have to do to stop it?
“That’s a good question, but I have a solution. We’ll send him to 1. FC Köln, the friendliest club in the world. They are so nice there that nobody dares to take a point from the opponent. Perhaps then he will learn to respect other people’s property. “
– Thank you Neymar Jr.
“Many Thanks”
Cavani himself did not want to speak to us.
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