Before we sit down at the table with our loved ones, start Christmas sessions in front of the screen with friends or try to calm down and regain strength in the comfort of our home, we would like to spend a few more moments with us – our readers.
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The smell of borscht, carp and cheesecake is in the air, and Santa Ryan’s sleigh is already leaving,
There is no shortage of gifts under the Christmas tree – some are waiting for Switch 2, others will stay with Portal as a gift.
However, I would like to reassure our guests – this time we are not inviting you to the Christmas supper.
The concert of gaming stars is coming – oh, after many delays, how many of them we have this year!
As the audience gathers, Old Gods of Asgard plays atmospheric notes,
Twilight, in the background you can hear Pinocchio sharpening his sword and Link playing the mandolin for Zelda.
The car hums on the track, Kratos and Mimir look around towards the pyramids,
They think about Spiders with care and attention – their creators are getting a lot of shit these days.
The first verse belongs to Chai and the crew, who jumped on stage unannounced,
Rhythm, moving guitar and robots – they would be happy to hit the dance floor with Aloy and Seyka.
But it’s not time for dancing, revelry is still on the agenda,
We need to sit down the elephant – Marian, because with its trunk it will flood everything and nothing will remain.
The chorus is once again hummed by Leon, Samus and Isaac, but in a pimped-up version,
From Spain, the horror is now transferred to goggles, oh my! because of him the iPhone is on fire!
It’s good that this year there were many premieres of remakes and new productions,
He returned in the Mortal Kombat reboot, Forza, and Street Fighter took over the arena in the sixth option.
Eikon ignites the audience, and the half-baked monsters from The Day Before ruin the stage,
The musicians probably didn’t have much time for rehearsals – deadlines are looming, the worlds won’t build themselves.
Alan wrings his hands, the performance script goes dark, and Frey’s vocals bring disastrous results,
Nothing but HBO like The Last of Us to escape or drown your sorrows in borscht.
Microphone unexpectedly soldier, Crash and vampires take over,
They are now in one family – their shared home and businesses are a commitment.
So they set the tone, the bass plays along, and the melody begins to make an impression,
Carol singing saved, although Ryan wipes away his tears, it is not his dream.
Cyberpunk hasn’t said the last word yet either,
many are already waiting for the new Villager, and here Idris Elba has arrived.
However, the espionage thriller of Night City gives way to the adventure on Pandora,
Ubi not only gave the Assassin a solo, the blue ones fly, dance, almost walk on water!
Baldur’s Gate the third stole the finale of the entire show and will become the star of the season,
However, he told some of them to wait for him – Phil’s prompt reassurances did not help.
Hey! Hello! Someone probably forgot about the Messiah in the sixth part,
A gangster pair of lovers from Rockstar will keep the whole party in their fists.
And it would seem that we already have everyone, the whole team is gone,
However, with some delay from the Constellation, the envoy entered the living rooms.
Come on, whoever saw this, a thousand planets in a pile,
No wonder he was late – the Bethesda star only looks away.
Leaks, announcements, films, a number of high-profile premieres – it was a good year for gamers,
Appetite grows with eating – I wonder what 2024 will treat us to.
However, before we enter the new months with momentum and enthusiasm,
Let’s check the piles of shame – oh, we’ll find a lot there!
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On behalf of the entire PPE.pl editorial team, we would like to extend our sincerest Christmas wishes to our readers. Lots of health, joy, rest and time spent as you need – in front of the console, in the company of your loved ones or actively. Happy Christmas!
2023-12-24 09:02:42
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