I am sleazy but you are even more so

Even the king apologized when he went elephant hunting. The Montero, not yet. In short, everyone draws their own conclusions but they shouldn’t be hasty like yours, dear, you treat me like a stingy for having the Iphone ringtone on my Xiaomi. From what I see it will go on like this for a long time because not even on Black Friday you came out of your greed to give me a real one. What pan would I give you. You also tell me that in Porto Colom there are problems with the docks and their stones. From here I can’t give better advice to these people so that they emulate what was done in Port de Sóller, which was nothing more than putting pebbles everywhere, bringing more tourists and fer calaix, which is what goes into this land. By God, four worn stones do not generate money. What is beautiful is the cobblestones so that the tourist in flip flops and socks can move around at ease. And of course you have to think with who earns a living, that Christmas is coming and it’s time to make the trip to Playa Bávaro. You too, so shabby, but you’ll have to settle for taking a Ryanair to go to Barcelona.