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How to do it without being heard by relatives: guide to Christmas relationships

How to make love in silence, without being heard by relatives or children and, above all, at Christmas? Don’t worry: the answer exists!

You ate like never before, you have discarded i gifts and you also ate the mandarins.
If you still want to make love in this precise instant, we can not help but congratulate you: it really takes courage to make this decision!

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Of course we joke but we know that between you and the burning bedroom where you can consume your passion, there is an obstacle.
Relatives! Between uncles, cousins, parents, grandparents and so on and so forth, making love at Christmas can become really complicated. We have some tricks to offer you, though!

How to make love in silence: the tricks to do it even at Christmas without being heard by everyone

Home is literally upside down, i children they run everywhere, not no and grandmother sonnecchiano on the sofa.
You and your partner look at each other: the passion he has hit it right now and you can’t resist it!

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Too bad that, precisely, the situation is the one described above: you are literally immersed in relatives and loved ones.
How to make love in silence and avoid being heard by everyone?

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Given and not granted that waiting is, at times, the best part of pleasure (and that you could cut your head off and wait for everyone to leave), there are some locations e tricks with which indulge yourself although there are so many ears ready to hear you! Ready to get busy?

  • the headboard of the bed: you could also be the kings and queens of intimate relationships in silence but there are objects that will never give you a hand!
    We can assure you that the noise of the read that creaks or of the headboard that bangs on the wall are enough for get caught in blatant in less than five minutes!
    For this reason, no matter how little time you have or think you have, think about it first soundproof the stanza!
    One cushion, placed between the headboard and the wall can do wonders for you! Does the bed creak? Try the sofa, or non lie down on the bed but use it only to rest your hands or legs. Even better: do it in feet! In short, pay attention to the details and everything will turn out for the best.
  • tools and accessories: if you don’t already use them, this could be a good opportunity to start using the “instruments”That can silence you at the right time!
    Just one scarf (perhaps the one given by the unpleasant aunt) or a pair of socks (the ones that the grandmother buys for us every year) and that’s it!
    Instead of remembering to be silent, you have to do not express yourself a parole: instruments can become very sensual!
  • position of the spoon: according to all the experts (and the magazines of the sector), the position of the spoon is the one that should make you make as little noise as possible.
    You and your partner are lying its a flank and he will you hugs gives behind: the penetration happens calmly and you can manage the movement without letting go too.
    This is the position with which you can be able to reach both orgasms quickly: if you need to, you can too do not strip yourself of the everything, so you get dressed at the speed of light!

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  • position of the spoon with a variation: instead of standing on your side you are … over it from his!
    Imagine putting yourself in the cowgirl position but letting yourself go backwards on your partner.
    In this way you will be close, close to each other and intent on giving each other the most sensual way possible! The partner has the hands free, which can serve a tapparti the mouth when necessary. Not bad, isn’t it?
  • the pillow: needless to say that having a pillow close at hand, this is the time to use it!
    can yell at us within, or murder in the moments when not letting go to the moans of passion it seems to you practically impossible.
    Does making love in silence seem very difficult to you? Well, you can still get it escape some sigh and let your pillows muffle the sound!
  • sixty-nine: forbidden dream (or almost) of all men, this position is definitely controversial. Everyone likes to receive some sex oral but far fewer people like to go out of their way to give it to others! In addition, doing the two together can be uncomfortable or even unproductive. This position, however, in addition to being extremely sensual also has another side positive: both of them you will have the mouth busy and, therefore, silence is guaranteed!

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