Andres Kalvik, Head of Public Relations of the Estonian Center Party
The story of how Julianna Jurčenko, who sharply criticized the coup d’état in Tallinn, the introduction of car tax and the abolition of free public transport, came to believe that the socialists were doing the right thing and that she wants to be a part of. off.
Late Thursday morning a week ago. A cloudless sky can be seen outside the window and the sun’s rays enter the room – the great summer heat has not yet left Estonia. Julianna Yurchenko, unemployed as a result of the coup d’état carried out behind the backs of the socialists, walks around and grabs a refreshing smoothie from the fridge.
There is no rush, and Julianna takes the iPhone between her fingers in a slow motion. He doesn’t make it past the first sip of the smoothie, and his blood pressure rises into the red after opening the front page of Delfi. Jaak Madison joins the Central Party! Julianna can’t believe it. To keep his balance, he places both hands firmly on the table, breathes in and out calmly three times and decides to check the effectiveness of the news on portals other too. They speak the same language – in fact, Jaak Madison comes to the biggest and oldest political party in Estonia. To my party!
Julianna’s face turns pale, sweat of fear appears on her forehead and her hands tremble. The nightmare, which is why so many nights have been shorter than expected, has come true. No way, no way… Julianna pleads through gritted teeth. Tanel Kiige’s social media post announcing the end of the Center Party is unfolding before our eyes. Now it’s here. There is no smarter person on earth than Jaak Madison.
The phone is on (it has forgotten about silent mode). “Hello, Evgeny here!”
“Private! I, I… I just had to call you. Something ugly has happened.”
“I thank the creator, the one who gives peace of mind!” Yevgeni hums a famous tune while enjoying it and continues seriously: “Juliana, I know how you feel. But we have a solution for you. Join the Social Democratic Party and we will take back your job as an elder of Lasnamäe. There is no one better than you deal with.”
“Yes, Evgeny. I have been thinking for a long time that I should join the sots. Under the cover of secrecy, I confess that Madle Lippus’ view of the urban space of Tallinn made a great impression on me. What would happen if a speed limit of 30 km/ha were established in the Lasnamäe canal too. Drivers are running there so crazy.”
“Are you crazy?” Download Eugene. “You want to get rid of your last 324 voters, don’t you? Jaak Madison is right – one training in rhetoric wears you out.”
“I’m sorry,” Julianna shakes her head guiltily. “I am also sorry for criticizing you for the corner game regarding trust in Michael and for comparing the move to Estonian language education to the Titanic. And of course car tax and taxing pensioners are not bad things. I don’t know what was on my mind. Emotions were running high. A thousand apologies.”
Deal!
The red light returned to Julianna’s cheeks and the world seemed to be a much better place. He had been a socialite.
PS! Julianna quickly packs and recycles all the green clothes in her wardrobe and makes a beeline for the cosmetics store to buy some red nail polish. The thought of buying a red dress also crosses his mind, but at the last moment he remembers Katri Raik and the bank card goes back into his wallet.
