Goat Simulator Remastered – Review

I first picked up the original Goat Simulator which was on sale a while ago. I had heard that it was originally a prototype game, and I was surprised at how much fun this game turned out to be. I remember being quickly drawn to its collaboration capabilities, along with its humor and unpredictability, and having loved both the original and Goat Simulator 3, I was excited to give it a try Goat Simulator Remastered. On the other hand, I immediately thought how much fun a replay of this game would be, looking at the lack of story and structure specific to the series. And, is this remaster necessary when there is also Goat Simulator 3?

Regarding my first question: Goat Simulator Remastered looks like a copy of Goat Simulator, but restored in the Goat Simulator 3 engine. You play as a goat in a sandbox environment, free to moving around and causing as much chaos as possible. Whether you’re hitting pedestrians, kicking random objects, or licking things just to see what happens, the gameplay is intentionally random and open-ended. There’s no real goal other than to cause chaos, which can be a lot of fun if you’re in the right frame of mind. Visually, the game has been updated to match Goat Simulator 3 standards, and while the improved graphics are nice, I don’t think they do much to change the experience.

The remaster includes several worlds that I would like to explore, especially the expansions that I missed in the original game. For example, there is an RPG-like area with a medieval theme, a space station containing a spaceship, and a zombie survival area with a large city to explore. The humor and absurdity are still there, and I enjoyed discovering new jokes and quirks within the DLC areas. However, when I revisited the first two maps, I quickly lost interest as I had experienced most of what they had to offer and they didn’t hold my attention for long. without new or updated content.

Here’s a hint:

Like other Goat Simulator games, one of the highlights of Goat Simulator Remastered for me is the couch co-op mode. Being able to play with up to four people makes the game even more fun, as chaotic gameplay becomes even more fun when shared with friends. We had a lot of laughs about the references to other games and silly situations in general, and this multiplayer aspect really brings out the best in the game. I also think that this game is attractive if you want to play it with children. Simple mechanics and high-stakes gameplay make it easy for young players to enjoy. In my opinion, this game only shines in a group setting, where the random fun feels fresh for longer.

Unfortunately, many bugs from the original Goat Simulator remain in the remake. I expected a smoother experience than the original, but the more I played, the harder it got. My goats get stuck in random places, especially in debris. At one point, my friend and I were trapped on a floating wooden pallet in a space zone, which was difficult, although there was always the option of re-launching. I also noticed that objects in the game, such as food stands or fences in zombie mode, would often fall down in a chaotic mess, leaving you tied up. I feel that when you do a remake you should at least try to get rid of these bugs because they get into the core gameplay.

Here’s a hint:

When I played the original Goat Simulator, its rough edges were forgotten. Knowing that it started as a small project for a developer competition makes their quirks feel charming rather than frustrating. But now, with Goat Simulator Remastered, I think that charm is gone. There is no story or great renewal, the randomness feels more repetitive, and I found myself getting bored faster than I expected. The more I play, the more I think I’d rather play Goat Simulator 3 again. In that game, the fun and mayhem at least had some structure, and the jokes felt like they had more depth.

Overall, I think Goat Simulator Remastered can still be a fun introduction to the series for newcomers. It’s a great choice for couch co-op, with silly gameplay and chaos guaranteeing plenty of laughs. If you are looking for an unusual party game to enjoy with friends or children, it is easy to recommend in these situations. However, for returning players or if you’re looking for something to play on your own, I don’t think there’s enough here to make the remaster worth buying. The lack of story and questionable gameplay means you’re better off spending your money elsewhere, even on Goat Simulator 3, which seems like a smarter buy because it offers the same fun, but in a more complete package.