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Humor is sometimes the only thing left to avoid sinking. It is undoubtedly with this idea in mind that we must analyze the rout of the “online school” 2.0. Tuesday morning, from 9:02 am, everything was already down. No connection, rowing servers… it looked like we were back to the beginnings of the first confinement, when no one knew what to do. But if we could show understanding in March 2020 with system D and improvised broadcasts via TNT, a year later, the same amateurism goes badly. It makes you wonder what the services of the Ministry of National Education have done … Propose abstruse protocols, remove positions and close classes, yes. Think about the hypothesis of a reconfinement and anticipate, no!
But the worst was undoubtedly the justifications of Jean-Michel Blanquer, Minister of National Education and darling of the “macronie”, on this lamentable failure. “It’s because of an attack by a foreign power …” Missed ! If there were hacks, nothing to strangle the diplomats of the Quai d’Orsay. Let’s laugh a bit as we imagine North Korean hackers, Turkish hackers or Russian trolls torpedoing a course on past participle agreement with the auxiliary have or the double-digit division … Second attempt, this time “It is the fault of OVH and its burnt server”… Still missed! The CNED servers used by the students at home do not depend on this damaged site. No big deal, it’s then “Because of the local authorities who provided poor quality computers or digital tablets (these tight-fisted)”… Caramba, another failure! Local communities equipped when they could, but it was Minister Blanquer himself who froze the planned spending for this “IT plan” in 2018. If there is one thing that is not failure, on the other hand, is the unpleasant impression of having François Pignon as Minister of Education.
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