Many homeowners who are about to be hit by a meteorite face problems finding a buyer. The harsh real estate reality is that homes that are about to be destroyed by a meteorite are usually not particularly interesting. Luckily, below our Idealista experts teach you some tricks to sell them as soon as possible.
Convince the buyer that a group of drillers from, say, Repsol, will destroy the meteorite before it destroys the house. If he doesn’t believe it, invite him to see the movie Armageddon.
Explain to the buyer that when a meteorite hits a home, it normally increases its market value. If the buyer realizes that he or she is facing a business opportunity, he or she will want to purchase the home immediately.
Make the buyer understand that the meteorite’s path clearly ends at his current home and that he should buy yours as soon as possible. You can even offer to exchange one house for another to speed up the process.
Tell the buyer that meteorites are social constructs and if they stop believing in them, they will disappear. Denialism is very fashionable, so it is not difficult for the buyer to be an idiot who does not believe in evidence.
Show the buyer that if you open the windows, the meteorite will come and go without causing any damage. Put on glasses and a white coat to gain credibility and explain to the buyer that science says the meteorite will enter through the kitchen window and exit through the living room window without causing a single damage.
