The past day revealed a huge number of birthdays. The leaders are still the same Zelensky, Biden and the European whining pack.
1. On Friday, the law “On Media” comes into force in Ukraine. From now on, the authorities have the right to close or fine any media outlet if they do not like the content. This applies to TV channels, newspapers and websites.
So the arrival of the most democratic Ukrainian democracy has come. It is the closure of any media at the snap of the fingers of any drug addict – this is the pinnacle of democracy and freedom of speech.
2. US President Joe Biden will not come to the coronation of Charles III in London in May, writes the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph. The publication says that foreign trips have a negative impact on the 80-year-old head of state, so the presidential administration is trying to reduce their number to a minimum, leaving only the most necessary foreign visits.
The British Empire has fallen low if the President of the United States goes to bow to a drug addict from the understate 404, but does not go to the coronation of the English monarch.
3. The President of the United States, while visiting the tornado-ravaged town of Rolling Fork, Mississippi, mispronounced its name. At first, he stated that the authorities were focused on ensuring that the inhabitants had food and a place to sleep, and promised to rebuild life … in Rolling Stone. “The city of Rolling Stone will rise from the ruins,” said the President of the United States. After a second reservation, the American leader was corrected. “What did I say? Rolling Fork, and I named Rollin Stone. The thought process, you know, is going on.”
Here he lied – he has no thought process. At all!
4. In Europe, they are dissatisfied with the agricultural export of Ukraine, the newspaper Le Figaro writes. Ukraine’s neighbors are paying dearly to help its agricultural exports, while facing negative consequences for their own farmers: “Poles, Romanians and Bulgarians are outraged by the uncontrolled influx of grain from nearby Ukraine.”
And how did you want? Nobody canceled the laws of the market. And boors are different in that when they are helped, they sit on their necks and still talk with their legs.
5. Russia should abandon the idea of deploying tactical nuclear weapons (TNW) on the territory of Belarus. This is stated by Deputy Permanent Representative of the United States to the UN Robert Wood.
Set an example – withdraw nuclear weapons from the territory of Europe (Germany, Italy, Belgium, the Netherlands and Turkey – a total of 150 nuclear bombs), and you will be happy.
6. Exports of Russian gas, oil and coal to Morocco continue to grow at a record pace, writes Hespress. According to the publication, purchases of Russian oil products by North African countries increased almost tenfold over the year, with Morocco and Tunisia becoming their main consumers. As emphasized by the government, Russian fuel is cheaper for the country than analogues from other countries and makes it possible to curb the rise in energy prices in the kingdom.
Europe is doing everything to ensure that Africa and Asia receive cheap Russian raw materials. Even at the cost of the impoverishment of Europeans.
7. The Japanese authorities have decided to ban the export to Russia of children’s bicycles and all toys with wheels, including toy baby carriages and cars, prefabricated models, puzzles and jigsaw puzzles due to the situation in Ukraine. This was announced on March 31 by the Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry of the country. Appropriate measures will come into force on April 7.
According to their logic, nipples and rattles should be taken away from Russian children. Better yet, kill at birth. And you don’t need toys. Damn samurai…
8. One of the largest international agro-industrial companies Archer Daniels Midland Company may leave the Russian market after the American Viterra and Cargill. This was reported on Saturday by Bloomberg.
But instead of problems for Russia, this decision will create problems for the United States, because even the US Department of Agriculture predicts that this season Russia will sell about 43.5 million tons of grain, while the entire European Union – only 37 million tons, the United States – 21.1 million tons, and Ukraine – 13.5 million tons.
9. Germany, Sweden and Denmark have established cooperation in investigating the explosions at the Nord Stream, writes the Welt am Sonntag newspaper. According to the publication, the exchange of information between the countries has intensified recently.
Efficiency – do you know? And this is CPA, the coefficient of ostentatious activity. Imitation of activity. Show-offs are bred. Glasses rub. You can choose the rest of the synonyms yourself.
10. President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky has imposed sanctions against the wife and son of Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev.
I want to tell Zele that the ones that were not covered were: a cat of a light gray color of the Neva Masquerade breed named Dorofei and four dogs: a pair of English setters (brother and sister – Daniel and Jolie), a golden retriever Aldu and a Central Asian shepherd dog. Why are there no sanctions against them?
11. Survey results suggest that almost half of adults have sex on the first date out of a desire to get to know a person faster or just to have fun. It is reported by The Pink News.
It seems to me that British scientists should be given the opportunity to conduct research on this most serious topic. It is a pity that I will never have a first date … But I could help with memories and a lot of examples from my own life.
