Douglas Murray (Gay) Speaks Out Against the Gender Letter Craze: The Weird Alphabet Clown Car People

Douglas Murray (gay) talks about The Weird Alphabet Clown Car People

It’s halfway through Pride Month and you can only hear the straights cheering for the purple-haired crocodiles, hoping they’ll be the last to be eaten. WELL, not our favorite British fagot, Douglas Murray. His patience is completely exhausted with regard to the gender letter craze people, and he shows it in every interview at the moment. We recently saw him impatiently in Triggernometry, where he briefly roots the existence of an LGBTQIA2S+ “community” until the negative outcome of the foob-invoking formula is completely exposed. He also came across as fierce and villainous in an interview about Sam Smith’s boring shocker attempts, where a living queer hairflip tried to frame him as an angry white straight. But because we always like to stay in the unreasonable middle, we have not only invited the right-wing heaumeau to this StamCafé, but also the left-wing lesbeau Julie Bindell. Nevertheless, the Bonuskwoot du Jour is for Douglas of course: “I do begrudge people mistaking their sexuality for some massively important signifier which demands that other people then not just respect them but pay them some special dues […] Sorry love, you’re not a celebrity, you’re just gay.” The bar is open, poppers & pink vodka shots for everyone!

Douglas melts a snowflake with the word “sod”