“Nice to meet you Kamala! Even though I think you’re the worst vice president ever, ha ha! I don’t want to talk about those lawsuits against me, they’re all rigged! And if you win, I already know that it wasn’t fair. Fraud! When I was president four years ago, I did some really good things for the economy. I still think lower taxes for companies are a really good plan. And I’m going to do that soon. I also don’t want more immigrants to come and live in this country. Do you know what they do? They eat the dogs and cats of ordinary Americans, I’ve seen that on TV myself!”