The premiere of the second season of ‘Mask Singer: Guess Who Sings’ is coming down, surely next Monday, May 17.
A date that points out ways like the day chosen by Antena 3 since today Arturo Valls is dropped by ‘El Hormiguero’ for the promotion of the program where he repeats as master of ceremonies and because Monday nights are more empty on the network’s television grill than the living room of a minimalist interior designer.
This carnival a la pair that otaku talent-show, besides having been the only professional experience of the graduates in Criminology (discovering who is perpetrating the songs must be a great practice for them and the end of Beret’s career (Georgina surpassed the original with her version of ‘If for me were ‘), was such a mass phenomenon in its first edition that it comes in this second loaded with more masks, of international celebrities and, best of all, of a substitute for Malú: Paz Vega.
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There are many of us geeks who like to have everything tied up before seeing the performances in rigorous playback, our schematic with the show’s clues, our crazy theories underlined with pastel Stabilos and a shortlist of famous fetishes that we would like to see unmasked in ‘Mask Singer’.
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Therefore, as a social work and in favor of the taxpayer, we bring you the first clues of the 15 titular skins of this second season. Are you prepared to, as always, go ahead of José Mota, the Javis and now Paz Vega as investigators?
Angel
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“I have done great feats with my little feet”, they revealed about this kind of white transvestite soul of the Torremolinos bingo halls. A clue that could well point to A football player or even towards one of those little fish that do you pedicures in the fish farms for calluses and feet not suitable for sandals.
From the skin tone of the costume and this clue, I would say it could be Andres Iniesta… ¡’Mask Kalise’ for everyone!
Girl
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“Although you see me with these dresses, a bit classic, I am an object of desire of bourgeois and nobles“, they revealed a few days ago in ‘Public Mirror’. This track could lead us directly to Corinna larsen, the wife of King Juan Carlos I’s wish, o Lorenzo Caprile, whose designs are the favorites of Queen Leti for being classic and puritanical, but elegant at best, like the gait of a starlet.
Too bad we have to rule out Pablo Iglesias because, although his cut ponytail (which has already happened) is the object of desire of many bourgeois peperos, I do not think that his Alcampo shirts and his Quechua Decathlon boots are considered “classic dresses”. Hopefully the one from Podemos singing under the mask of Menina that of ‘Velaske, am I pretty?’
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Kitten
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“I’m always guided by what makes me vibrate“, says Gatita in the promos. A clue that could point to a single (or single) addicted to satisfyer or a successful businesswoman who is dedicated to making them as Gwyneth Paltrow… Although it could also be any reggaeton singer who likes the sheet that vibrates or makes twerking in all his songs and video clips.
Egg
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“Some famous eggs have gone to the head, like Fabergé: a snob very careful! I, without so much paraphernalia, will also last in time! “, This mask points out that, far from putting it to death, it has marked a clue that, if instead of saying that it had remained silent, it would have been the same.
The only one I can think of who has a very careful egg on his head and that “will last in time” due to so many operations, which could be considered to be half cryogenized, it is Kiko Matamoros. Will a Terelu be marked singing disguised with a trucker’s voice? I wish!
Sea urchin
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Hedgehog’s clue is not a piece of cake either. “There is no one in the world who does not know my great ancient art“, says this creature full of spikes. the restorer of Ecce Homo de Borja, who made his “millennial” work of art known worldwide, I can’t think of who it could be …
Banana
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“I am more famous than the Canarian banana, come on, I am the idol of the masses, there is not a home in Latin America that does not have this delicious fruit on its table“says the one who could win the title of the most disturbing mask of the entire edition.
This half-peeled banana could be a well-known international actor on the other side of the pond who, added to his outfit so musical at the ‘A Chorus Line’, could make us think that it is about Antonio Banderas. But of course, blind, like all the others, without hearing their voices it is quite difficult to hit (and easy to skate).
Flamenco
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“I am a flamenco rocker who thinks a lot about others“says this pink flamenco dancer who has emancipated herself from Doñana. Perhaps, under this mask that could be perfectly designed by Palomo Spain, she will find herself Pilar Rubio.
The presenter has not only proclaimed herself an inveterate rockerbut has made it clear how much he thinks about the national good proposing to occupy all emptied Spain with the litter of children that he has had with Sergio Ramos.
Mariposa
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The Mariposa track “I have roamed the skies since time immemorial“It is the only one that has made us automatically rule out a famous person: it is clear that Melendi is not under that mask, there is no one who puts her on a plane since her famous episode of ‘Raya-en-air’.
Someone who has been flying over our heads for a long time could be Pedro Duque, the first astronaut of Spanish nationality, or even his boss Pedro Sanchez, who is all day with sunglasses tucked into his Falcon.
Medusa
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It’s clear that the editors of ‘Mask Singer’ saved the Medusa track for last. Tired of looking for elaborate word games, this poor marine animal was left with a simple “I am very stubborn“as a clue to guess who is famous under this ghoulish disguise.
With this minimalist track it could be anyone, from Sonia Monroy (who insists on making us believe that he has had a career in Hollywood) to the talking head of ‘Art Attack’, who recently also participated in ‘The Island of Temptations’ (Diego James Lover).
Monstrous
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After reading the Monstruita track, you will understand that anyone could be under it if we go back to quarantine: “I have come to weigh almost 30 kilos more“In this case, his voice will be decisive since there are many famous people who have become self-confessed fofisanos.
Since Falete or Tania Llasera to Carlota Corredera (treacherous fat according to ‘Soy Una Pringada’), going through Santiago Segura (a classic thing about taking kilos for Torrente) and even Anabel Pantoja placeholder image, the leader of pantosensuality and curvy pride. Pilar Rubio does not count, that she would be just as pecked even if she was pregnant with octuplets.
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Oye, ¿y Chris Hemsworth? Remember that traumatic scene from ‘The Avengers’. It is not such a crazy theory, considering how horny it is (and what it turns us on), the bond that binds it to Spain (Elsa Pataky) and that los Javis have come to advance that there is a mask that does not speak spanish. Could it be him? Let’s pray for it!
Alligator
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“They invited me to dinner at the White House“says the rebellious rag brother of the ‘Lacoste’. A clue that would lead us to the cook José Andrés, for example, if it weren’t because, surely, when he has been with the president and the first lady they have made him cook. But hey! Who knows?
Although for that look so Kanye West, It could also be the churri of the Kardashian who has not only been there with Trump, but also tried to occupy it by running for the Citizens’ elections in Madrid: without success.
Dog
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“The thing to stand in front of a microphone and some lights is I think eaten“revealed this Punk-German Shepherd behind whom the great Ortega Cano, who has already shown on occasion how much he likes to pick up a microphone when he only sees little lights.
Rana
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“Everybody wants to know which jacket a classy guy like me chooses“, has launched Rana that, if he had not already participated in the previous edition, everything would point to thinking that it is Toni Cantó, that we still do not know which jacket he is going to stay with.
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The one defined as “an elegant guy” makes us rule out most of the famous people who appear on television today, so they could be referring to one of those celebrities with classes that no longer look like Pocholo Martínez Bordiú, Tony Genil or Leonardo Dantés… Those were classy people!
Cactus
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This kind of bulb shaped like a broccoli ensures that “could have been a world leader“Which automatically brings us to some famous people who tried their luck in politics like Pedro García Aguado, Felisuco or Javier Nart, what He was chosen to head the list of Citizens in the European elections of 2014. Although of course, raising him to the category of famous is something else …
Dragona
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Shrek’s Donkey Girlfriend track is only suitable for Gloria Serra, Jordi Évole or Rafa Mora, that is, purebred investigative journalists: “Very few people know my real name“, says becoming a Norma Duval, which we discovered last year is called Puri.
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Rossy de Palma, for example, her name is actually Rosa Elena García Echave and Victoria April She was baptized as Victoria Mérida Rojas, but she already refused to comply with the rules (and with her ID) from a very ‘shiquetita’.
Even if It could also be Froilán, that no one learns his full name under conditions: Felipe Juan Froilán de Marichalar y Borbón. At school, he needed a class border for himself if he wanted his full name to fit.
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