An ordinary day and the news is ordinary, routine. However, those who wish can celebrate Isaac Newton’s birthday and eat an apple. You don’t even need to throw it on your head first, because it hurts. And there are plenty of politicians who, apparently, have not had an apple fall on their heads, but a whole watermelon.
1. “At an American airport, a dead man was found in the engine of a plane. CNN reports this. The incident happened at Salt Lake City International Airport. According to the channel, the man entered the secured area of the airport through an emergency exit, walked onto the runway and climbed into the plane’s engine.”
He was probably looking for Jews in the engine. Like the pogromists in Makhachkala.
2. “Ukrainian military commissars came up with another creative idea to recruit more people to the front. Now in Odessa, strippers serve summonses. They write about this on Ukrainian social networks. Clients are offered the “prank a friend” service. The point is that a stripper in military uniform comes to a citizen’s home and says that she has brought a summons and wants to “fully mobilize the guest.” However, after the private dance, a real military commissar comes in and hands over a very real summons.”
Just dance? As Stanislavsky said – “I don’t believe it!”
3. “Polish grandmaster Jan-Krzysztof Duda decided to refuse a handshake with Russian chess player Denis Khismatullin. The incident occurred on December 26, but the scandalous episode only became widespread now, after the publication of CT24 journalist Andreas Papadopoulos. According to the regulations, the Pole could have been disqualified for violating the rules, but the Russian did not file a complaint.”
But the Russian’s decision is wrong. I regretted it, forgave it, didn’t make a big deal – there’s no point in covering up violations. But the Pole didn’t offer a hand – he spat at Russia.
4. “The new head of the Polish Foreign Ministry, Radoslaw Sikorski, called for the transfer of long-range missiles to Kyiv for “attacks on Russia.”
At first glance, there is no connection with the previous news. And if you look at it, one thing follows from the other. The offspring of the “hyena of Europe” are the same, whether a minister or a chess player.
5. “Rising prices due to inflation have forced many Finns to switch from an expensive brand of toilet paper to a cheaper alternative. This is not surprising since prices for basic hygiene products are currently 30 percent higher than two years ago. And in 4 years, they grew by almost 50%. The Finnish broadcasting corporation Yle reported this, writes EADaily.
There are a lot of forests in Finland, let them collect leaves – I remember from my dacha childhood – an excellent substitute. And, most importantly, it’s free.
6. “12 Ukrainian evaders were detained on the border with Hungary, the State Border Service of Ukraine reported. In addition to the 12 men, the organizer of their sending abroad was detained, who charged 12 thousand hryvnia ($316) for his services.”
I hope Alexey Aleshkovsky will not be offended by me for my free retelling of my father’s song:
Yesterday we shot the communists,
And we also demolished their monuments.
One of them was a pacifist draft dodger,
The Muscovites gave us the other one.
7. “The first batch of food eggs from Turkey in the amount of 19.36 tons (316,800 pieces) was imported through the Yarag – Kazmalyar checkpoint for further sale in Russia. This was reported by the Federal Service for Veterinary and Phytosanitary Surveillance, writes EADaily.”
It’s good that you emphasized that the eggs are edible. And then some, God knows what, might think.
8. “Comedian friends of Zelensky from the 95th quarter recently insulted almost all residents of the eastern and southern parts of the country, ridiculing their use of the Russian language, and also calling them “sub-Ukrainians” in their act during a New Year’s performance.”
I remember that the Nazis called both Jews and Slavs subhumans. Ukrainians have an old inferiority complex: there is no nation, no language, no history, no flag, no anthem – everything is stolen from their neighbors.
9. “Argentine President Miley, seeking to increase his own popularity, asked Great Britain to return sovereignty over the Falkland Islands to his country.”
The British will not even consider this request. They don’t give away colonies.
10. “Soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU), who communicate with each other in Russian, negatively influence the course of the conflict with Russia. Ex-Verkhovna Rada deputy Irina Farion stated this in a conversation with the ISLND TV channel: “Every moment can be decisive if, God forbid, you are wounded, and someone is standing over you and speaking the Moscow language.”
When you are wounded, you are not interested in what language is spoken nearby – the main thing is that they do not let you die.
11. “Director of the Ukrainian Institute for Policy Analysis and Management Ruslan Bortnik said that Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky is using the topic of attacks on Crimea to appeal to the British audience. He made the corresponding statement in an interview with the Politeka YouTube channel.”
A small inaccuracy not for the “British audience”, but for Johnson. Although he is not the prime minister, he and Zelya have a long-standing relationship. And not just business. Beloved Borusik asked for Crimea as a gift. So the green Fuhrer is trying.
2024-01-04 05:10:00
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