It’s almost time to kick the bucket and with my last breath my reduced will. At the end of the almanac, I hope no one attacks each other, please! Don’t put me in so much trouble, this poet begs you.
Millionaire boyfriend or vacation without salary? International program or facial retouching? A little Botox can be, anything to not see her age. Érika Vélez is a star and in 2024 she will go from strength to strength and we will even see her in the soup, because in the Lindo Canal she is the official darling.
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Danilo Carrera and Anthony Lencina fought over kitchen gossip, so belly to belly I’m going to tie them up. I hope they can become friends and not get into bed awkwardly, because the leading man is a gentleman and the other is not a gang member.
Please keep your boyfriend away from this world Roberto Trujillo, this is for you, Mariela Viteri, the diva manaba, because if you get bored, love runs out. Next to Roberto the path is open to get to the altar, but don’t let the gossipers in and get married in white in front of the sea.
A wireless microphone for Emma Guerrero, I’m going to give you that, because they already told me about the proposal that you won’t let go. I will only give you one clue, that she is like a worm and she returns to where she was happy and without so much nonsense she makes her debut as a reporter.
For Mare, Carolina and Arianna, if they start ‘quilombo’ (relaxation) again, I’ll take them to the psychiatrist together and, if they make me mad, I’ll immediately take them to the pills. The idea sounds crazy, but what else does it matter, if little by little the ‘coconut’ slips.
To Normandy Ayoví, a little straw house, that’s what I decided, on Mount Sinai it could be there, and even if it winces, I send it away. Mapasingue to live with Don Day, because apparently there is no money. Didi was excited about the promise of the dream house, but her cholo blatantly deceived her.
Jaro, jaro, jaro! They say that time heals everything, but Fernando Villarroel and Sofía Caiche cannot even be seen in painting. Friends, don’t be mean, because where there was love before there can’t be so much resentment. Better bet on humor, because your audience has the hope of seeing Blondor and Garañón again on television.
They want to take Mayra Jaime, the most ‘jachuda’ (stupid), from her husband. Mijita, don’t worry, David Naula will never leave his bed, much less for a stranger who only seeks fame. Here I am sending you an insecticide for a feigned ‘grilla’ and not to act offended, because from miles away you can tell that it is an apparition.
Toño Abril and Rahab Villacrés already have me stubborn, and it causes me concern that neither of them is right, at times they spend fighting like cats and dogs, and as long as there is no effective communication, I send them peace and a Christmas carol so they can shut up.
In Vinces, the chola is Fabiola and I send him a tray so that he can put his heart and not his tail. La Véliz deserves to be happy because the last one was married and left her aside. The actress learned from the past and has already healed the scar that that unfortunate man left her.
Carlos Scavone so you can resurrect ‘Combat’ You don’t need to shout, I’m sending you urgently to train yourself and let no one imitate you. I’m going to give you an intensive course to encourage you, we just have to hope that you don’t ruin it…
A gallant with money for you, Jasú Montero, and since I love you, I’m sending you a foreigner. I only beg you one thing, that your butt doesn’t grow anymore. Excuse me, I don’t want to be rude, but I just learned that you say that your tail is natural and that’s not how you had it in your college days. It seems like you grow every year on the channel.
Mayensi, Mayensi, I don’t know what to do with you and, since I don’t want to be your enemy, I respectfully tell you: don’t insult so much anymore; Remember, you are a lady with your singing, but when you are angry, you are horrible. And before you send me to the ‘little house’, I quickly send you to Pastor Katty Elisa, so that she can rebuke you with the gospel of Mary Magdalene, and so that you can be a good girl again.
To David Reinoso and Catherine Velasteguí, an arroba of chili, because this past year they have been off and if they don’t get their act together they may be forgotten. So that they are not inactive, I make appointments with the executives so that they can return to Vivos.
I have not forgotten about you, now the pan goes hand in hand: the pig, the imitation of Maluma and the other one who is ajuma from kindness. I send you a pot of pork skin stew so that on the 31st they don’t break your… hearts. Come on!
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2023-12-30 03:35:35
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