“Carmelo Anthony offered job as consultant for porn films by CamSoda: A bizarre twist to his retirement”

Yesterday, we had the sadness to learn of the retirement of Carmelo Anthony. And when we look athe career on a piece of paper, this one looks a lot like the Martine collection. Eh ? Yes Yes.

Several different episodes, with FIBA ​​Melo visiting the world or Hoodie Melo on court fashion week, and now we’re being teased… Porno Melo? Wow, some explanation is needed.

When you’re a professional basketball player and your career is closer to the end than the beginning, you start thinking hard about what you could do afterwards to stay active. Some in Europe are ready to go back or finish their studies, but in the United States and in the case of these guys who have received good salaries throughout their time in the NBA, it’s more about staying active by finding something which animates them as well.

The relationship with Carmelo Anthony? CamSoda, an adult webcam site, would be ready to offer Carmelo a handsome jackpot for a rather comical job: consultant for pornographic films. His job would be to inform the teams of the site for the creation of a porn film on a “banana boat”, echoing the episode of the banana boat and this legendary quartet that he once formed with LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Paul. And since we don’t do anything with finesse at CamSoda (logical), the job offer was made to the main interested party via a press release full of analogies and beautiful metaphors.

The latter was shared by Fred Katz of The Athletic on Twitter, and Charles Baudelaire had better watch out.

I just received a press release in my email from a porn site, CamSoda, that is publicly offering the recently-retired Carmelo Anthony a job as “Chief Ball Officer.” They included their recruitment letter to Melo in the email. Here it is:

(No, I didn’t make this up.) pic.twitter.com/ZSDKkHDIx0

— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) May 22, 2023

“Cher Carmelo Anthony,

Congratulations on your retirement! We are grateful for all you have accomplished on the court.
Now that you have some free time, I would like to offer you to be the Chief Ball Officer (CBO) of CamSoda, an adult webcam site. In your 19-year career, you tapped low, went straight for the hole, punched through the middle, and were one of the best ball handlers in the league. We can say that you know the ball and the ball does not lie.

As a CBO, you would spearhead the recruitment of models. We would also like to consult with you on a “banana boat” scene that we would like to shoot this summer. In exchange for a full year as CBO, we will compensate you up to $250,000.

Contact me as soon as possible and we can discuss this role in more detail.
I look forward to hearing from you. #STAYME7O

Please accept, Madam, Sir, the expression of my best regards,
Darn Parker
Vice President, CamSoda”

A new career as a screenwriter for almost pornographic films? Not sure this is the most logical next step for Melo. But if it energizes his post-career while allowing him to take on a quarter of a million dollars, why not. What is already certain is that CamSoda has probably already taken advantage of Carmelo Anthony’s retirement to attract new visitors.