Caprarica temporarily abdicates “on doctor’s orders”: vote 5
“More than Saturday night fever, you seemed 38 and a half on Friday morning to me”. Thus the juror Ivan Zazzaroni cold the first performance of Antonio Caprarica, disguised as Tony Manero in a dance that he would have liked to have been wild. It reminds Mariotto of Hugh Hefner, the owner of Playboy magazine. “Not that I have ever been an avid reader,” the journalist portrays himself with British aplomb. Caprarica, however, despite moving with the same fluidity as the drop that digs into the rock, mostly receives positive, incensed reviews. Now the jury has decided to reverse the trend of the first evenings in which every ballet of the royal envoy of the English Crown was scuppered. 7 arrive, therefore, and he also passes for Highlander: “I have some ailments but I don’t think I need to talk about it in the episode, I’ll stay in the race as long as I can. I fill myself up with painkillers, but don’t make me act like the complainer.” He said, complaining. Master. Two weeks ago, Mammucari had called him a “dog” for the fluency he showed in dancing. Today the relatively high ratings he receives outrage the studio, from Rossella Erra to Sara Di Vaira. Every time someone else rolls a 7, the two snap to attention: “Impossible! Like Caprarica?!”. Born a competitor, he has become a unit of measurement of evil. Perhaps also for this reason, in the end he withdraws spontaneously, avoiding the playoff: “Doctor’s order, now I have to rest but I hope to be able to dance here with you again at least once. I abdicate temporarily.” We will see him again, health permitting, on the ninth episode to play for the repechage. Caprarica-Travolta doesn’t give up.
Rossella Erra hurls anathemas at the jury: vote 8
“If you treat Giovanni Terzi badly, then you can deal with me!”. So the Tribuna del Popolo Rossella Erra throws herself at the jury like a fighting rottweiler. It’s raining anathemas. “And how can I express my opinion freely after this little joke?” asks Selvaggia Lucarelli. Who then proceeds with the ritual shooting. The primary (and unbelieved) source of the birth of the flirtation between Lorenzo Tano, son of Rocco Siffredi, and Lucrezia Lando, this seventh episode brings it to triumph. The two kiss at the end of the choreography they perform and the stands rejoice: “I saw the tongue, they put it there! As soon as I get home, I do the same with my husband!”. Her husband himself, knowing that she was a dancer for one night, would have said to her: “But where do you want to go if you look like an arancino with feet?!” Just him. Erra is also at the forefront in arguing against the judges’ votes: “You gave 7 to Simona Ventura as you did to Caprarica! So you lose credibility, you can’t see such a thing!”. Always the dispenser of discontent and noisy brawls, on this seventh evening she intervened, as usual, with the delicacy of the trowel. But she didn’t miss a beat.
Mariotto obsessed, the contestants must necessarily get engaged: rating 4
Not satisfied with overwhelming Lorenzo Tano, son of Rocco Siffredi, with double meanings linked to such a father, Guillermo Mariotto has developed a second obsession: he believes he is Cupid. In fact, with the sole imposition of the paddle, he would like to get all the couples competing on the dancefloor engaged. Rejoice, therefore, for the (stage?) kiss between the aforementioned Tano and Lucrezia Lando. At the same time, he lashes out against Ciao Darwin’s former Mother Nature Sara Croce: “Is it possible that Favilla (her professional dancer, ed.) doesn’t tell you anything? You are among the youngest and most beautiful of the edition, but you leave me indifferent every time when I see you dance. This is because you are not in love.” The competitor replies piqued: “It’s not like it’s necessary to necessarily get together on a show.” “But at least you have to pretend!”, the juror raves. Milly Carlucci intervenes to save the verisimilitude of the show, where nothing is ever artificial. Let’s imagine. Finally, his jury colleague Ivan Zazzaroni thinks of executing the perpetually hormonous Mariotto and shoots him towards the end of the episode: “Guillermo, you’ve busted my balls with this love story!”. Amen.
Simona Ventura satanasso rock (despite the fall at the tests): vote 9
“At 7.45pm I will post a video on social media with my most famous falls”. This is how Simona Ventura reacts via Twitter (sorry, X!) to the rumor of the day about her: during the recording of the introductory clip to her live performance, she fell to the ground, perhaps fracturing something. All true, but certainly not enough to stop Super Simo. In addition to the fact that the video compilation of all the times she slipped on TV remains hilarious, her own rock’n’roll version shines in the episode. During the week, in the sweat of the rehearsal room, she defined herself as “Satan”, under the almost never intimidated gaze of Samuel Peron. The jury is ecstatic, as much as Niccolò and Giacomo, the presenter’s sons, in the front row applauding her. Overtaken in the final ranking by her partner Giovanni Terzi, but only because of the usual Tesoretto given away a lot per kilo (by Rossella Erra), Ventura has never been in better shape and she admits it: “Dancing isn’t doing me any good, It’s doing great for me!” In addition to her unquestionable skill in dancing, our audience also has an exhilarating moment, namely the one in which she tries her hand at Polynesian dance at the beginning of the episode: “I saw a bit of tarantella in it”, comments Mariotto. While Zazzaroni epitaphs: “To me it seemed like a Neapolitan dance instead”. Jokes aside, everyone considers her already in the final to compete for victory with Wanda Nara. Caprarica (possibly fished out) permitting, of course.
Wanda Nara awarded in Argentina (but something doesn’t add up): rating 5.5
She is the most praised of this edition and without a doubt we will find her in the final fighting for a victory that, on paper, seems inevitable. The jury sees her as a sort of hybrid between Carla Fracci and Jennifer Lopez, as she considers her so graceful and sensual in dancing. From home we trust, having no big alternatives. On the sidelines of the performance of this seventh episode, she appears concerned about the academic progress of her children: “They’ve gotten a 2 and a 1 lately, they tell me it’s because I’m not there with them.” While we wonder if the children’s teacher is Alessandra Celentano, ours takes a moment to greet “all of Argentina. Also because tonight I receive an important award, the Martìn Fierro, but I can’t be there to collect it”. This is a prestigious television award, practically a Telegatto, which Nara was awarded as a “revelation”. But how? Didn’t you say that you had been working in your country since the age of five? Mystery. “The ceremony is broadcast as soon as Dancing ends,” she details. It’s a shame, however, that clips of the award ceremony are already available on YouTube (dated 10 July 2023) in which Nara collects the award thanking the entire family tree starting from mum. From the short video, we also learn the motivation behind such an achievement: she was the best competitor of “The Masked Singer” Argentina. If I had said…
Mantovan eliminated, a story with a happy ending (she couldn’t take it anymore): vote 7
She loses in the play-off against Sara Croce and breathes a sigh of relief. Carlotta Mantovan was now impatient with the competition, with the judges, with the lights of the dancefloor. Simply put: she couldn’t take it anymore. The competitor’s discontent had become evident seven days ago, when our competitor broke down in tears and then attacked the jury, guilty of having given her negative judgments: “I am a flower and I must be treated like one”, she had asserted. Believing it. In this seventh episode, she dances because she has to, with the same panache as a primary school student struggling with yet another math test. “You danced badly, can I tell you?”, Selvaggia Lucarelli asks her and, this time, Mantovan accepts the criticism with a smile. She already feels out of the race and doesn’t even make an effort to hide the joy she gets from it. “I’m like that, a ‘Good morning’ said kindly more than once has changed my day,” she mutters while still in the rehearsal room, referring, not too implicitly, to the lack of tact that she attributes to the show’s judges. She is the only one not to have given even a thought to the possibility of a repechage at the moment of the preliminary verdict, she will not miss the programme. And viceversa.
Lorenzo Tano kisses Lucrezia Lando and the soap continues: vote 5-
He enters the scene at Tony Manero’s and his trousers are torn (a fate he shares with Teo Mammucari). And this is only the first, tragicomic performance of the evening. At the second one, for some reason, it was decided to dress him as Leonardo di Caprio. Unfortunately, however, in the film The Revenant. With a tremendous fur “armpit warmer”, therefore, Lorenzo Tano, son of Rocco Siffredi, returns to the dancefloor of Dancing with the Stars to once again demonstrate all his irrelevance. If the movements are those of a bear scratching its back on a maple trunk, the young scion of such a father tiredly tries to make himself interesting by focusing on stale soap. A bit like Big Brother is doing with the exes of Temptation Island. Since the second episode, Tribuna del Popolo Rossella Erra claims to have seen him exchanging tender kisses with the professional dancer who is trying to teach him some rudiments of jive and cha cha, Lucrezia Lando. At the end of the evening’s choreography, here he is “finally” printing a kiss on her mouth also for the camera. So are they really together? Maybe . Those who don’t fall asleep will have the pleasure of finding out, perhaps, in the quarter-finals next Saturday. A love story to stay glued to. To the thermos of valerian.
2023-12-03 01:21:00
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