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As a test of irony and self-confidence, a beautiful girl enters a bakery in Spain. Before the customers can really surprise him, he takes off his underwear and puts them in a bread basket. In the midst of the hubbub and complexity, no one can answer. He leaves the place suddenly, without that uniform which they call panties in Spain. Behind him, he has left the aroma of love in pink clothes, whose transparency is synonymous with purity. Perhaps a decoration of those who live under the protection of a hidden passion? Nobody knows. Or is it loyalty to the protective clothing of virginity? In another time there was talk of empty belts. Suppression of female genitalia is still in some African countries, because sexual pleasure is for men only. It is not a matter of our character. He wanted to change the bourgeois order. Break the stereotypes that society has imposed on us, which does not stop at war. Agreed and allowed, where at every moment we face traitors, who in their true nature, abuse women.
There was the Englishman in our history, who went into the bakery that evening, where the public was buying their groceries, to lose traditions. Beat the prudish morality and leave a gift for anyone who wanted to pick up the gauntlet, that is, protect their sacred secret. A piece of cloth, like a butterfly’s wings, usually triangular in shape. Maybe a game that surprised temperament? There were some she called dirty. Others preferred to laugh and there was no shortage of people wanting to take that outfit home, along with a loaf of fragrant bread. His panties were not torn, which in our country is a very desirable cake at tea time. Or call him at any time of privacy. Yes, the intimacy that is necessary, for hidden games, is connected with love. They could be yellow underwear, worn on New Year’s Eve, to bring good luck. Also those used by a generation of intellectuals, who admit political purism.
Immediately, the girl, who was of English nationality, spread her memorable trick on social networks, quickly receiving praise and insults. They accused him of everything, including lowering the flag, where it was inappropriate to do so. Is not a universal food that is mentioned in all the books? Hypocrisy, attached to good habits, accused her of being a shameful vulgarian, who looks for any way to cause a scandal. If her name was Marilyn Monroe, thousands of fans would have gone to the bakery to free that dress with passion. The holy bread, for which we fight every day. The gift, unbelievers or religion never disrespected it. And if we go back to ancient times, the same passion would be unleashed, if it was Cleopatra, although we do not know if she wore panties. If there are doubts, you should ask lovers, connected to the Roman Empire.
Such an association with clothing is ancient. There are museums where you can find a king’s shoes, his cape, and his feet and no one complains. The smell of moths, as if they were the living moths that were trapped in the past. Things kept in the trunk of the attic, because they are no longer useful, or must be hidden for reasons of modesty. Others who are ambiguous cry instead of singing and jump around trying to imitate monkeys. Our character launched a flame in the middle of the darkness.
Walter Garib
