TIME IS MONEY
Shocking news! The new year in Bulgaria didn’t come until today, because the informal prime minister, Mr. Peevski, defiantly went to bed before the president’s speech, and although he didn’t think of sleeping through the holiday, he enjoyed his sleep and even fell into a light lethargy, waking up only this morning, on January second.
During that time, the state machine was activated to shift the onset of the New Year so that Mr. Peevski could fully welcome the holiday. The National Institute of Metrology was approached to do the necessary and to hold as long as necessary the transition from 2023 to 2024.
Everyone showed understanding to the fatigue of Mr. Peevski, who hardly slept in 2023, in order to be able to serve the people and the Euro-Atlantic values.
None of the involved institutions from the executive power hesitated for a moment to make maximum efforts so that the time and space could adapt to the unexpected changes in the regime of the informal prime minister.
Thus, Mr. Peevski involuntarily overslept the segment from 11:50 p.m. on December 31, 2023 to 10:50 a.m. on January 2, 2024.
Peevski woke up with a ready-made political program for the whole of 2024, because during the entire time of his short lethargy he dreamed only nationally responsible dreams of a Euro-Atlantic and liberal-democratic nature.
After waking up, he gave short instructions to his closest associates, solved several national problems, marked the priority goals for the coming year and at noon successfully welcomed the New Year, which the National Institute of Metrology announced only today.
Peevski delivered a short but meaningful speech, in which the joy of the holiday, the concentration of the working man, and the balance of wisdom and New Year’s resolutions, which turn dreams into achieved goals, were felt.
The informal prime minister and the biggest Bulgarian benefactor thanked the institutions for not allowing panic and with the necessary discretion for leaving the people in the pleasant delusion that they were celebrating the New Year, which de jure had not yet come.
“I didn’t want to spoil the holiday of any Bulgarian citizen, but my disgust for the Kremlin servant Radev is so strong that I had to go to bed. And then I suddenly fell asleep, but for a moment I didn’t stop thinking about the welfare of the people and the future of Bulgaria. Thank you once again and Happy New Year to all Bulgarian citizens, now de jure and de facto!” – raised a toast to Homo Corpulentis and set about solving Bulgaria’s problems with redoubled strength, raising the international authority of our country and overcoming the consequences of the Global Magnitsky Act, which affects him just as much as the sanctions tie Putin’s hands.
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In the coming days, Peevski will hold a discreet meeting with Roger Waters to convince him to rethink his position and take the correct historical position.
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2024-01-03 23:01:49
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