The bathing area is ideal for the tranquility that the monks need
Tibet Defeño- A group of Buddhists living in our country will ask the Federal Government for permission to use the AIFA as a meditation center.
This after observing the peace and tranquility that is breathed within the facilities of the place, which was intended to be used as an international airport, but which has become a place where peace and tranquility can be breathed.
Buddhists need a quiet place to enter “Nirvana”
For this purpose, the individual meditators will meet with government authorities to finalize the deal that will allow them to have their daytime meetings between the control tower and some of the museums of the place.
“The only thing that worries us is that the cleaning staff make noise when we enter Nirvana,” a monk explained to the head of the Ministry of Communications and Transportation before closing the deal.
Although the details have not been released, it is speculated that the meditation will take place in the bathrooms or in the boarding rooms, taking advantage of the absolute calm that is breathed there.
He #AIFA It shows that it is a great success, in Easter quiet and empty to go and pray in solitude, 4 million lost daily but it is worth it 🥸 pic.twitter.com/LEBnwpGsT4
— Alfredo Alvarez (@AlfredoAlvarezz) April 6, 2023
One of the conditions that the Federal Government has established is that between meditation and meditation, the monks start to sing the AIFA hymn, which they have accepted although not willingly.
“If we put our minds blank, we can even hear the crickets that walk where the lady of the tlayudas walked or the mammoths that once lived on this earth,” snapped a subject dressed in an orange outfit.
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