Borussia Dortmund vs Paris Saint-Germain: Revival Ticker Recap and Highlights

Statistically, only one out of 1,000 Germans may subscribe to DAZN or Prime (author’s estimate). There is no game broadcast on “free” TV (keyword GEZ). And who in this hard-working country still has the strength to read a live ticket in the evening?

TITANIC STEPS IN BETWEEN: with the new revival ticker. The last living feeling is back where it belongs: during working hours. So on game days you can stop by the concourse from 8pm as usual and still have a say at the water cooler today!

This time: Borussia Dortmund vs Paris Saint-Germain

0. Summary: Even before it started, a protest against excessive box rent caused a stir: golf balls flew out of Dortmund’s VIP center onto the lawn. A man hit a boy in the head with a ball. The repetition of the slapstick number seen on the big screens will put you in a good mood.

4. Summary: Start without love, without stopping the guests from the city of love (Paris). Since the club had to sell Messi, Neymar and Julian Draxler, the offense has become much less loved.

6. Summary: BVB today without the usual backup: Ryerson can’t play because his son Ryersonson brought gastrointestinal problems with him from daycare. The damned virus even infected the tot’s grandfather, Ryerson Reyer’s father. Ryerson’s wife, Ryersonja, takes care of the entire group. Receive from us very quickly!

9. Summary: Dortmund’s first corner in front of the Yellow Wall (as usual presented by the “Stiftung Erbe SS-Siggi”) hits the boy in question again. Dutch referee Björn Kuipers (nicknamed “Tulip Pipe” by the fans) breaks the game for 30 minutes. A rescue helicopter lands in the middle of a circle. Adventurers from the “Last Generation” curiously discover and collect the remaining golf balls. The whole thing seems to be a planned campaign against plastic waste, and the VIPs in the know cheer happily. Kuipers whistles again.

15. Summary: Dortmund’s Julian Brandt loses his hair band and appears disoriented. Nevertheless, he scored the first goal of the game after a stunning solo performance. Bitter: It’s a goal in itself. The team doctor ties the braid of the confused national player. Relief on the bench (Commerzbank Dortmund): Brandt can continue to play and therefore has a chance to win the award.

22. Summary: Former Dortmunder Hakimi passes through to former Dortmunder Dembélé, who sees the completely empty Mbappé in the middle (which Mats Hummels should have covered). The French superstar fills an ice-cold. Pictures of the sad Hummel are doing the rounds on the screen, fans can’t be mad at him.

31. Summary: As before on the Rote Erde pitch, things now happen one after the other: Reus defeats Danilo, Danilo defeats Reus. Referee Kuipers seems to wait for a moment (it could be another political act in these very political times), and then shows the two angry players red.

43. Summary: BVB-Sturmtank Füllkrug lifts a cross from Sancho to the crossbar. Paris goalkeeper Donnarumma would never get it. Hans-Joachim “HJ” Watzke argues with the football god in the stands: But Jürgen Kohler will not engage in any debate.

half time: DAZN expert Lothar Matthäus proposes to his long-term partner Anette (18) in front of a full house. The young woman accepts, humbled.

46. ​​Summary: The video wall shows PSG boss Nasser Al-Khelaifi, shortly after a beer advertisement. It looks a lot like a diplomatic fallout because: Paris is a wine town!

47. Summary: Uli Hoeneß calls the stadium announcer Norbert Dickel and the volume is turned up. The 80,000 in the wide area then hear how Hoeneß strongly advises Anette not to marry Matthäus.

50. Summary: The Dortmund team came out of the dressing room with a lot of movement because the ventilation in the toilet was broken. But they also show a different face on the pitch: it’s Emre Can, he came on as a substitute. The box-to-box player kills Mbappé with his first action – a ferocious volley.

55. Summary: You rarely see this: PSG coach Luis Enrique brought paella in a Tupperware container. He seems to like it!

58. Summary: Hakimi inspires with a pro-Palestinian message on the left shoelace. BVB fans condemn this behavior by chanting “Politics out of the stadium!”

60. Summary: A great save from the goalkeeper Kobel, a breath of Oliver Kahn passing through the stadium (the players must have left the cabinet door open).

66. Summary: Dortmund’s “new strong man”, sporting director Lars Ricken, makes his way from the VIP stand to the coach’s bench.

68. Summary: Ricken is about halfway there.

70. Summary: Ricken arrives in the dugout.

71. Summary: Ricken explains in detail to Coach Terzić how he won the 1997 final against Juventus Turin with a lob from 35 metres.

78. Summary: Ricken completes his description and, under the threat of labor law consequences, forces Terzić to take a daring tactical step, the so-called “hidden construction hat trick”. The coach agrees, annoyed.

80. Summary: Can with a through ball to Füllkrug, who lobs it over Donnarumma from 35 metres. Now BVB must step up.

81. Summary: Hummels with a through ball to Sancho, who lobs it over Donnarumma from 35 metres. Crazy, the Yellow Wall spins freely!

83. Summary: Brandt with a through ball to Bynoe-Gittens, who lobs it over Donnarumma from 35 metres. Unbelievable! Nobby Dickels’ “Heil BVB!” echoes from the center of the stadium.

90. Summary: Kuipers blows the whistle in time, Dortmund wins 3 to 2. The pitch celebrates Lars Ricken. The latter snatches the microphone from Dickel’s hand and announces in an emotional speech that plastic cups and political statements will be banned from the coming season in Signal Iduna Park. In addition, the box rent would eventually be reduced. The representatives of the “Last Generation” and the helicopter pilot stand happily behind Ricken during the entire speech (about 30 minutes). At the end, he distributes T-shirts with his likeness and the slogan “The Saint from Borsigplatz” to those present.

Thanks for sharing and have a relaxing day at work!

Martin Weidauer