Well, what – “spring is coming, spring is on the way!”. And with it the road to spring exacerbations.
1. Losses of large businesses in Finland after leaving Russia exceeded 4 billion euros. The Helsingin Sanomat newspaper reported on the losses of local companies.
Good news. The only thing that spoils it is that the losses are only 4 billion. The number 40 would be much more pleasant.
2. Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken were in the same room for the first time since July last year, when the G20 Foreign Ministers met in Indonesia. It is reported by AFP.
Well, how much has Blinken’s nose grown since the last meeting, Sergey Viktorovich? After all, they say that the nose grows from lies. At Blinken it should already be dragging on the ground.
3. Despite the support of the Kyiv regime, the West is waiting for Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to move to resolve the Russian-Ukrainian conflict through diplomacy, writes Focus. Zelensky is expected to turn from a “war president” into a “peace president.”
Agree! For President of the World! Only afterlife. Where hundreds of thousands of warriors killed through his fault are waiting for him.
4. Thoughts to exterminate all cats and cats arose in the British cabinet at the very beginning of the fight against coronavirus, when it was not known for certain whether pets were carriers of this dangerous infection. This recognition was made in an interview with Channel 4 News by the former Deputy Minister of Health of Britain.
Can you imagine how many mice and rats would breed in Britain? They would have devoured the entire crop, and there would have been one more reason to blame the Russians.
5. During a meeting of foreign ministers of the G20 countries, Dutch Foreign Minister Wopke Hoekstra said that states that will support the Russian Armed Forces will face “consequences.”
The only weapon that the Dutch can threaten is the priestesses of love from the red light district. But these weapons are so “second hand” that they are unlikely to be able to do anything. But the consequences of meeting with them can be the most unpleasant.
6. A video in which the President of Ukraine talks about the fact that the United States will have to send its sons and daughters to die in the European theater of operations suddenly became the leader of Twitter in terms of views – there are several million of them.
Russian propaganda against the United States has never received such powerful support. And given that the voice of Russia is not available to Americans, this is just a wonderful gift from Zelya. Tell the Americans that they should send their sons to die for Ukraine!
7. Germany has trained more than three thousand soldiers of the armed forces of Ukraine, said German Chancellor Olaf Scholz.
I would like to know the opinion of Scholz on the following question: “How is the corpse of a German-trained soldier different from the corpse of a peasant who was caught in the Ukrainian market and brought to the front line to die the same day?” By the way, how many millions trained in Germany came to Soviet soil? And how much is left in it?
8. The draft law on the creation of a special economic zone on the Kuril Islands was adopted in the third reading by the State Duma.
Slowly the Kuriles float away into the distance,
Meeting them, Tokyo, do not wait.
But I don’t feel sorry for the Japanese
The best, of course, is yet to come!
9. Estonian Foreign Minister Urmas Reinsalu said that the only guarantee of security for Ukraine, in addition to NATO membership, is the transfer of nuclear weapons to it. It is reported by Newsweek.
It’s like giving a grenade to a monkey, and with the pin pulled out. Although, if Reinsalu was next to the monkey, this was a good option. The monkey would just be sorry.
10. “In the Parliament of Moldova, when discussing the initiative to rename the Moldovan language into Romanian in the legislative acts of the country, there was a fight” + “Among the deputies in the Parliament of Georgia, there was a fight because of the bill on foreign agents.”
I go to parliament, by God,
A heavy chair will whistle nearby,
I’m scared. But I chose the path
Where the star speaks to the star.
11. The Armed Forces of Ukraine received SYPAQ drones from Australia, which are made of cardboard and rubber bands. It is reported by the Melbourne radio station 3aw. Drones are delivered in the form of flat sheets of cardboard with blanks, from which you can easily assemble an aircraft.
With the help of such drones, Australian natives hunt kangaroos. They are made on the basis of a boomerang and always return to those who launched them. There they explode.
