Cryptocurrency exchange Binance, well-known in certain circles, has been struggling with major problems recently. This area is no longer the wild west (or in this case, China) and new laws are constantly forcing old practices to be abandoned and/or paying huge fines for wrongdoing. In particular, Binance co-founder and CEO Changpeng Zhao has been found guilty of money laundering and has agreed to pay a $4.3 billion (!!!) fine in the US. Also, Binance has had to lay off two-thirds of its employees in the US, and the region has seen a 75% drop in revenue from cryptocurrency trading.
However, the field of cryptocurrencies has not completely stopped and the recent increase in the value of Bitcoin has brought this topic to the fore. More and more young people think they are smarter than everyone else and try their luck in these virtual unicorns.
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Binance’s marketing department is also not allowed to sit idly by, and in honor of International Women’s Day, they have come up with another marketing trick – crypto perfumes. On their X account, Binance have announced that the new Binance perfume is here.
So what does crypto smell like? According to Binance, the right scent consists of ozone, salt and moss notes. This, according to Binance’s marketers, shows that the cryptocurrency space is full of crunch and exhilarating winds. Bull shit, right?
Binance has ordered the production of 100 bottles of this perfume, but it is not available for purchase. Instead, we can go to the Binance pop-up store in Bahrain and smell the perfume there. After smelling this perfume, the friendly staff of the store will invite women to apply to the Binance Academy training platform and learn the basics of cryptocurrency trading. The first 5,000 women after successfully completing the training will receive $25 worth of USDT crypto-onions.
What scent do you imagine cryptocurrencies to smell like?
2024-03-07 12:00:00
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