Bill Maher jokes about Trump’s changes to McDonald’s, Menendez Brothers

In the first monologue of the night in real time Bill MaherHost Bill Maher made political jokes and attacked the candidates. Donald Trump: What's behind the US President's Baltimore attack”>Kamala Harris and donald trumpSame goes for the Menedez brothers.

He said this as he launched into a Halloween-themed joke ahead of the weekend. “I’ve already seen too many people put on crazy makeup and try to scare people. This is what Trump calls a campaign. Kamala is also in the Halloween mood. She loves it when little kids come up to her front door and say three words: ‘Please don’t shoot.’”

Maher, who predicted a Harris victory, received cheers but warned that the ordeal is yet to come. “Her supporters are very nervous, I can’t put my finger on it, but they feel something is wrong. Like when Doug Emhoff drives the babysitter home.”

When the comment drew laughter, Maher added, “We get laughs from all around here, and that’s great.”

In the penultimate broadcast ahead of the election, Maher discussed each of the candidates’ closing arguments. While Harris’s mantra is “We will not go back,” Maher took a shot at Trump’s much-debated “troll” behavior at a McDonald’s drive-thru. “Trump’s last claim was, ‘I work at McDonald’s. arnold palmer “It’s got a big d—’,” he said.

(Daughter of the late professional golfer receive a rebuke She called the former president’s comments “disrespectful and inappropriate” toward her father. I thought Trump was going off script At the Pennsylvania rally, he spoke about Palmer for 10 minutes: “He was in the shower with the other pros and they came out and said, ‘Oh my God, this is so ridiculous.’” It’s not the first time Trump commented on Palmer and “the size of his penis.”)

At this point, Maher held up a photo of Trump at the drive-thru window and said he would caption the photo: “Do you want to lie?”

He continued: “People don’t like him and they just kick him out. They think he’s funnier. I mean, I don’t get it, but it explains why so many of our movies are about killer clowns.”

Switching gears, Maher added his two cents about Lyle and Eric Menendez‘S Awaiting resentencing It was recommended in a new court filing by Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón.

He said, “The charge will be reduced from capital murder to extreme verbal abuse.” “What this means is that Democrats aren’t really good at politics. Someone in the DA’s office said, ‘You know, this might be a good time to let a Hispanic murderer go free. ‘Don’t you think so?’”

Maher concluded his opening monologue with another attack aimed at Trump. “If Trump wins, he will surpass Joe Biden and become the oldest president in history. Remember how funny that was. Okay, let’s try again. But for sex offenders. I guess I just need to reboot cosby showWith Bill Cosby.”