on second hosting saturday night live, In the post-election episode, bill burr He will once again spark online conversation with his offbeat opening monologue joke, which calls for female politicians to “slut up a bit” when running for office.
“I’m glad to be here on such a fun week.” The cartoon started out innocuously.
“Okay ladies, I’m 0-2 against this guy,” Burr said. “But you can learn more from defeat than from victory,” he joked. “Then let’s get into the game tape. Okay, ladies, a pantsuit is all you need. Okay? It doesn’t work. Don’t try to respect yourself. You can’t win office on policy. You have to whore it a little. I’m not saying go all out with Hooters, but find a happy medium between Applebee’s and your dad. Everyone knows how to get drinks for free, right? And I know a lot of ugly women – feminists. You don’t want to hear this message, but it’s just a little tease. Make farmers feel like they have a chance.”
Burr then mentioned the results of the 2024 presidential election. donald trump win Donald Trump: What's behind the US President's Baltimore attack”>Kamala Harris“I’m so excited that this stupid election is over. It took forever. It’s like, four years ago, everyone knew who they were voting for, but we’ve been dragging this issue around for a year and a half. Who was watching the undecided debate? The two most opposite people of all time. It’s like, ‘Let’s see, what is the orange bigot talking about? Hmm, how about a real estate agent who speaks through his nose? It’s so difficult that we can’t make decisions that overlap.’”
The Emmy-nominated actor said he was surprised Trump didn’t win a few months ago. “When I was a kid, if you ran for president and you didn’t get shot and you didn’t die, that was the end of the election.” Burr assumed the Republican candidate survived because of “the erratic moves he makes,” and called him a “lunatic” and “insane human being” for standing up immediately in the aftermath.
Elsewhere in the monologue, Burr reiterated a joke directed at Asians. “Every time I get the flu or COVID-19, I always lie in bed and try to figure out who gave it to me. Just looking through the rolodex of coughers. A sobbing, Asian-looking thing passes by next to you. When you try to fight it, you end up thinking, ‘They say on the Internet that’s where all the diseases come from.’”
He continued, “I know who gave it to me. I sat next to a shoeless cowboy on a plane. The man didn’t wear socks or shoes the entire flight. The whole flight I was sitting there looking at his dirty Jesus feet and all I could think was the next plague growing under his feet. God made that person and he continues to make that person. One mouth-breathing fool after another… When does constructive criticism come? When was the last time you had someone who sympathized with you, like a friend, made Gandhi?”
Burr later addressed the anti-vaccination movement, calling it a “bizarre” phenomenon. If people take the vaccine, they will be on the side of ‘evil pharmaceutical companies’, but if they give up the vaccine, they will be ‘siding with people who don’t wear shoes on planes.’
