Bewildered Barcelona: Chaos Ensues as Passengers Mistake Conductor for Fearful Creature

I had never seen one. In fact, she didn’t know they existed. What’s more, she had no idea that the subway is paid. Apparently, the turnstiles are not meant to be jumped, if you insert a card they open automatically. Like the majority of the citizens of Barcelona unaware of this, two days ago, upon seeing a conductor on the subway, all the passengers ran away in terror. We hope he doesn’t come back.