B&B Full of Love: Melvin is leaving ‘school teacher’ Debbie! | Columns & Opinion

The new reality series has been babbling on RTL 4 for over two weeks now B&B Full of love forth. In the beginning, it was mainly the awkwardness and awkwardness of the participants that made the program trending on Twitter. But we are now ten episodes further and let’s be honest: actually there is still no blow. If no lodger jumps on the B&B owners, at the very least let it involve ardent jealousy or a drunken quarrel. With rotating cameras then, please.

Nervous Nico

In the teasers we are being prepared for a healthy dose of drama. Would it finally..? It turns out that it is not that bad. Even nervous Nico doesn’t shed a tear when he continues Caroline is kicked in the head with a rejection. Not a second of rest with that man and now he is suddenly with his mouth full of teeth?

Where all the structure – are there date and choice moments?! – is missing from the program, the Austrian B&B owner Caroline sends Nico home entirely on her own initiative. While Caroline scrubs the kitchen one more time out of discomfort, Nico hugs the other two gentlemen goodbye. Why are the competitors not fighting each other? Why aren’t they happy with a dropout?

B and B Half full of Love?

In the meantime, the word ‘full’ in the title of the program can easily be replaced by ‘half full’. With the stiff farmers of Farmer seeks wife an average guest week lasts even shorter and a wooden arm had long been placed around someone’s shoulders.

When it comes to love, Vincent is ahead of the rest in Italy. Although we cannot say that about the progress of his B&B. They stay far behind. Between him and Monique, early feelings seem to float to the surface. The new blonde Marcella does not like Vincent’s hobby cycling. In any case, the sporty Monique has already won that race.

Blunt Bert

Something seems to be slowly blossoming with Bert and Romana too. Although Bert thinks that the women show too little of themselves and Romana claims that Bert’s bed only ‘sits’ comfortably (why then that radiant face Romana?!), the temperatures in the sauna are rising. Do we see the fire between Romana and Bert there? The one who shows the most of himself is perhaps ’emotional person’ Ysolde. But let them just pack their bags.

Although it was a huge threshold for Ysolde to finally get into the car, Bert gives her another kick with the words “you are far from ripe for a relationship. But thanks for gardening.” Also Annemarie does not seem to be a competition for pub tigerrr Rrromana, because Bert does not like lipstick. And that is how you can recognize Annemarie at a distance of about a kilometer with thick fog.

Not kissing, but chores

The men in southern Italy might be better off packing all their bags. When Melvin asks Debbie a third time if she wants to go on a date with him, she has to ‘think about it’ again. And then it turns out that she chooses Pascal as ‘the lucky one’. As long as Melvin doesn’t think he can have fun with the PlayStation in the meantime. No, the clothesline needs to be fixed and the butts in front of the door still need to be swept away. Melvin, just go on vacation! After all, ‘school teacher’ Debbie herself also refuses to get her hands dirty. She’s either sitting at her laptop – busy, busy, busy, how many emails can a person send?! – or she has clutched her black handbag stately around her arm. Yes, such a B&B is hard work. Especially if you have to do everything on your own. According to Debbie.

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Diving suit

Fast forward to Portugal where the ladies are dressed a lot less charmingly. There, Jennie puts on a diving suit including goggles for her date with B&B owner Jacob, because the fish have to be fed. That is of course also a way to seduce. It is original though. Next time, a wetsuit with sleeves might be a better option, because then Jacob won’t see her tattoos. (Did he really sternly say that he thinks it’s a mutilation of the body as she sat opposite him?) Maybe he has a better date with Anita; on an exercise bike. After all, they are still in quarantine. The 61-year-old fitness guru has been single for 28 years, which leads Jacob to suspect that she has also been dry for 28 years. Unjustly, it turns out. Fortunately, bachelor Jacob has nothing to complain about either, he gives his own love life a ‘ten’. In other words, a ten.

The four ladies take over the whole house. The beds must be painted matte black and the walls white. Jacob does not dare to say ‘no’ to this proposal and starts cheerleading, because otherwise he will be seen again as the man who only listens to himself. Everything, of course, to keep the peace. Because here too it is all about teamwork again. Fighting and flirting are kept to a minimum. It shouldn’t get any crazier. Just a little while and the Romanian cleaning lady suddenly has pants on instead of a thong.

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Muscles

Rosendaal is where a piece of clothing is finally ripped off. Which is made particularly uncomfortable by the way Mitch is forced to flex his muscles at the kitchen table. Why do all male guests do nothing but please?

A lot still needs to be done for the program to become exciting and for true love to blossom. Until then, I will of course continue to watch the ongoing program, because luckily we still have Twitter to spice things up.”

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