Since Monday I’ve been wondering why Daniel Morin went on vacation this week, that is to say out of step with everyone else…
But yesterday when Mathilde Munos told me “it would be good if you did a column on the results of the American elections: we will have the news around 5 a.m.”, suddenly: enlightenment. Well done Dany-dan ! I hope you enjoy your lie-in, my bastard!
SO This night was American night on France Inter, and it was magnificent. It had everything: action, suspense, twists and turns: it looked a bit like an episode of Here it all begins on TF1, but with action, suspense and twists… and fabienne sintès !
So if you wake up, sorry: they haven’t finished counting. there are even people who have not yet voted, because they were not able to enter the polling stations… so they have to continue to queue for hours to hope to get in… oh, it’s elections or is it the release of the new iPhone?
It’s crazy to think that there must be huge queues at this time…
Hence my other theory: if it turns out it’s Mylène Farmer who will be elected president of the United States!
Second theory: I think that the judges there are simply afraid to announce the results… there is still a very strong risk that if he does not like them, Emmanuel Macron will decide to dissolve the United States. It’s a big risk for them. And in two months, after a truce because there are the Olympic games uhbaseball, he will announce the appointment of Mike Barnier and Bruno Retaill’water to the White House…
And last theory: because of following the American night on France Inter, maybe I’m a little tired and I’m rambling, what do you think Claire Chazal?
