Friday! This week we have arrived exhausted.
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) July 27, 2023
Also, Friday, July 28. Many are already in the car on the way to their vacations.
Exit operation begins pic.twitter.com/bnwPIaOtlP
— brother 🔻🇵🇸 (@Lfrre) July 28, 2023
Noticeable. Twitter is already beginning to be emptier than Macarena Olona’s agenda.
Hola. pic.twitter.com/RT1vgSAkY3
— Desnickado (@HonestoProfano) July 28, 2023
However, there are still some tweeters on duty to make us laugh.
The tweeters who are not on vacation greeting each other every morning pic.twitter.com/WNj8Zxh4RR
— Sideways (@Mine_Jam_) July 28, 2023
End a week of absolute madness with a hangover from the party of democracy. You know that things have not gone very well for the right when Feijóo is trying to get Pedro Sánchez to help him repeal the sanchismo.
-And I would leave you the Falcon on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and twenty weekends a year.
-Fuck, Alberto, NO. pic.twitter.com/JNM6Hu619f— Hanky 🍷 (@Hanky_solo) July 27, 2023
Shocking image of Feijóo looking for allies. pic.twitter.com/44SqupLIsg
— Escombrito (@Escombri) July 27, 2023
He sanxe dog he must be enjoying himself more than watching a private concert by Los Planetas on the Falcon while he flies over Genoa 13 and eats a great pizza.
Perrosanxe’s mobile phone when Feijóo calls him to propose a great government pact: pic.twitter.com/BVsXABWZuX
— THe GHoST oF iSaBeL Ii 🇬🇧🏴 (@iSaBeLIiFaKe1) July 25, 2023
The PP president’s negotiating strategy is going well. He tries but they ignore him.
— I will govern Spain, I have a lot of support.
— Are they in this room? pic.twitter.com/C3SXocLMHn— Mr.Wanchope (@WanchopeMr) July 24, 2023
The King charges little, imagine telling Feijóo to form a government and without laughing.
— Don Mitxel I of Euskadi and V of Secarral (@DonMitxel_I) July 28, 2023
So other avenues are being explored. Vox is looking for “five or six good socialists”, which is his way of saying Tamayazo in progress.
Now it turns out that in the PSOE there are good and bad socialists. And I thought that this only happened with cholesterol.
– Quevedo 2.0 (@QuebeboVillegas) July 26, 2023
Some good socialists 😄 pic.twitter.com/RGs0JOAejm
— Max Pradera 🚀 (@maxpradera) July 27, 2023
This is how Feijóo’s investiture will work pic.twitter.com/uNJ7uIkRsE
— Larry Walters (@LarryWalters_) July 26, 2023
And this week we have had much more news. The sentence to the husband of Ana Rosa Quintana…
— Martin Luther Queen (@MartinLthQueen) July 25, 2023
Also the (supposed) breakup of Rosalía and Rauw Alejandro…
Rosalía and Rauw Alejandro separated because they did not understand each other… Li-te-ral-min-te
— Clint Piticlint (@ClintPiticlint) July 27, 2023
But one piece of news has eclipsed all the rest. Former soldiers have claimed that the US government hides UFOs and “non-human remains.”
The staff cafeteria at the Capitol today: pic.twitter.com/7BLSCfgHXB
— l feII in Dior (@LIRIO_AG) July 26, 2023
Iker Jiménez entering the set of Cuarto Milenio after the US says there are UFOs pic.twitter.com/rBb8tr9Eqo
— DocHollyday7 (@DHollyday7) July 27, 2023
The fucking Yankees have robbed me of the extraterrestrial. pic.twitter.com/RM0AGw1EIm
— Gruña (@Gloryjoul) July 27, 2023
There are already more aliens than Ciudadanos voters
— Gundula, luciferic and pornomarxist 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ ⚧️ (@vonlichtenkraut) July 28, 2023
— unmundolibre (@unmundolibre) July 27, 2023
Apparently this is the map that aliens have of planet earth. pic.twitter.com/ri2FrgkxQW
— URI𝕏 🎧 (@UribeDJ) July 27, 2023
Aliens always choose the United States because if they step foot in China they know they end up in a pot
— Mr. Lumpy (@grumositor) July 27, 2023
Now aliens, what we were missing.
-Well, we’ve arrived! pic.twitter.com/ZzRxJPuAs2
— 🔱ＢＡＩＮＫ🔱 (@SuperbainK_2) July 27, 2023
She was the subject of jokes and memes for months, but now only she can save us. pic.twitter.com/TaqcK9xLO5
— They call me Jimmy (@TirodeGraciah) July 27, 2023
First images of aliens adapting to the customs of humans… pic.twitter.com/zOPZEjVxA2
— IVANNHELL (@Mubrutico) July 27, 2023
— 🔱ＢＡＩＮＫ🔱 (@SuperbainK_2) July 27, 2023
Let’s see if the aliens have come to the Calamaro concert and we are calling them intelligent life without knowing.😑
— Cristina Fernandez (@juevesantes) July 27, 2023
First attempts to contact aliens from Genoa 13. pic.twitter.com/wyuKUilQqG
— They call me Jimmy (@TirodeGraciah) July 28, 2023
Aliens do not go down to Earth for fear of being squatted by the UFO.
— CELESSON (@chemapizca) July 28, 2023
In case we have little trouble here in Spain…
– EXTRATERRESTRIAL FILOETARRAS. pic.twitter.com/GYAwSQpGOW
— CELESSON (@chemapizca) July 27, 2023
LAST MINUTE: The alien invasion in Spain has begun. pic.twitter.com/PHnkZz5U7g
— David Ruiz (@ecamcito) July 28, 2023
The news is actually that a man says that ‘he has been told that’… Come on, that is not very reliable.
A pilot from the USA claims to have seen aliens.
The pilot: pic.twitter.com/F9HybWalkJ
— Silly, I’m going to buy you a bag of sweets. (@AbreCesar23) July 28, 2023
But, since when has the unreliability of news been an impediment to anything?
We are invaded by aliens… / …according to GAD3. pic.twitter.com/JEprwGeuwc
— Miguel Anomalo (@Anomalo) July 27, 2023
Many questions arise. Will they come in peace or will they want to invade us and impose their law, like the English with Magaluf?
– Hello, welcome to earth. You catch us choosing a leader. Did you come to invade?
– No, we were just looking.— Escombrito (@Escombri) July 28, 2023
How are aliens going to want to invade a civilization that jumps into the pool from a fourth floor with a drink in hand?
— Hannibal Lecter (@Doc_Hannibal) July 27, 2023
What the aliens have to do is enter in an orderly fashion and adapt to our customs.
— Anacleto Panceto (@Xuxipc) July 27, 2023
That they be careful, that in Spain we have a born survivor as leader. The Revenant.
2020 // 2021 // 2022 // 2023 pic.twitter.com/JRkKHFVN5l
— Yogulado (@Supertramp9713) July 27, 2023
The UFOs don’t know who Perrosanxe is. I would turn around if they were But yeah.
— Mr. Pomelo (@MrPomelo_) July 27, 2023
Ministry of Alien Affairs. Now YES is the moment of Pedro Duque.
– Quevedo 2.0 (@QuebeboVillegas) July 28, 2023
What will be our first message to them?
That the only thing that can be heard on the flying saucer is Radio Maria, we all know that, right?
– Father Anchoa (@ padreanchoa2) July 27, 2023
You laughed at her, but now she’s the only one who can save us.#UFOs pic.twitter.com/UkBMJLU7ay
— mother of suckers (@jonviene) July 27, 2023
Here, scaring aliens with black holes. pic.twitter.com/xucOcTI6kO
— CELESSON (@chemapizca) July 27, 2023
This could change many things about our civilization. We will see.
We can begin to normalize the phrase “surely there you eat well, there are many parked UFOs”.
— THe GHoST oF iSaBeL Ii 🇬🇧🏴 (@iSaBeLIiFaKe1) July 27, 2023
Hang CDs on the terrace so that aliens don’t land on you.
— Doc. (@Docstock80) July 27, 2023
If there is an alien invasion, I hope they save the hospitality industry
— UngatoenScarif (@UScarif) July 27, 2023
YOU ARE WATCHING IT, YOU ARE LAUGHING IT (THE ABSURD TUITS OF THE DAY)
I propose to change the name of the Falcon to “perrosanxe one”
— Jose Aroca / 🤍 (@JoseArocaALC) July 26, 2023
before the movie // before the movie pic.twitter.com/XqJDz9E6oE
— pineapple without pizza (@skereunpesado) July 27, 2023
NOOOOOOO, JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
BUT WHAT IS THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/3az1DGO0MD
– The Formalito (@Formalito_el) July 27, 2023
summary of adult life: pic.twitter.com/k88gFVrQqs
— My name is not Vicenta (@kansaita_) July 27, 2023
good morning first thing pic.twitter.com/lxcRUVW7Sb
— Nacho Manrique 🥚 #FFO (@KaisserXose) July 27, 2023
My grandson is learning English
It started with, basic English pic.twitter.com/fn6FVsyVGs— Hey! By (@condoncojones) August 4, 2021
Retirees in Benidorm looking for a place on the beachfront.
OIL ON CANVAS. pic.twitter.com/4ydP4FoyY1— Julia (@MedinaRabasco) July 27, 2023
-What do you call Corina, granny or grandmother? pic.twitter.com/fbsjthsaur
— buenoveras (@yatedigoyoque) July 28, 2023
Fucking panza!! pic.twitter.com/MiR97VHLQn
— Godzillica (@Godzyllica) July 28, 2023
Don’t look back, Feijoó comes wanting to agree. pic.twitter.com/6pMKAKLbZg
— Ҭэ ʅэѻ ɗэʅ Yaeveʂ ✿ (@TeLeoDelReves) July 27, 2023
We’ll be back next week with the craziest reflections, the craziest occurrences and the most ingenious memes from the most talkative tweeters on the internet, as always on Público’s Tremending Topic. Reject imitations.
2023-07-28 15:48:54
#normalize #phrase #surely #eat #parked #UFOs
