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A man is swimming in the sea. Tired. He looks at some kind of buoy floating in the water. He clung to her to rest. Suddenly something grabbed him by the balls and a voice was heard:
– Plus 2 or minus 2?
The man was surprised, but answered:
– Plus 2.
His balls were released immediately, he got strength and managed to swim to the shore. He comes out of the water and looks – his balls have become four.
He quickly enters the water and swims back to the buoy, grabs hold, again feels something squeezing his balls and the voice is heard again:
– Plus 4 or minus 4?
Smile, Bulgaria, and be careful with your bills, because either the taxman or someone else is always lurking next to the buoy. A bar on the Bulgarian Black Sea coast announced to the National Revenue Agency a daily turnover of BGN 16, and a discotheque gave it away “richly” with a turnover of BGN 270. In the heat and when we are at sea, the bills never come out as they should. As in the following case:
A rich man is on vacation at the sea. A woman’s cry is heard from the water:
– Help, I’m drowning!
The rich man called out:
– I give 1000 BGN to the one who saved my wife!
One jumped in and pulled her out. The rich man looked at the rescued woman and said:
– Sorry, brother, but there was a mistake. This is not my wife, but the mother-in-law.
The Savior said:
– Too bad. How much do I owe you then?
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