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Absurd News Headlines from Around the World

Well, everything is basically as usual – I don’t even know what to say. However, see for yourself.

1. Importers in Latvia should refuse to purchase Belarusian and Russian food products. This was stated by the country’s Minister of Agriculture Armands Krause, writes EADaily.

Let the entire population of Latvia, which has already been halved, die out, but most importantly, we will show them how brave we are. Or idiots?

2. The volume of military supplies to Ukraine from the European Union has reached € 27 billion, said EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Josep Borrell upon arrival at the meeting of the EU Council. He clarified that this figure includes arms supplies from the EU through the European Peace Fund.

In general, the joy of the EU representative for security policy that more weapons for war will be supplied from the Peace Fund seems like some kind of nonsense, a phantasmagoria…

3. Washington authorized Seoul to declare when the “regime” in North Korea will come to an end. If the DPRK provokes a war with the Republic of Korea, then Seoul will unite the Korean Peninsula “on the basis of liberal democratic” values. This was stated by South Korean Defense Minister Shin Won-sik during a press conference following negotiations with Pentagon chief Lloyd Austin in Seoul.

Guys, have you been infected with bragging from the Americans? If only you could watch the North Korean army parade at least once, then that American monkey Austin would no longer mutter “about the end of the regime” in the DPRK.

4. Hamas militants were preparing a second wave of attack on Israel. Radicals tried to provoke a large-scale conflict in the Middle East. This was reported by The Washington Post.

Representatives of the Palestinian radical movement hoped that the new attack would affect the entire region and “cause a powerful response” from Israel.
Those. the idea was simple – to organize the Third World War. It didn’t work out and that’s why the whole world now feels sorry for the Palestinians.

5. The supply of Western tanks to Ukraine was presented as a “symbol of victory,” but even with the help of foreign equipment, the Ukrainian Armed Forces were unable to carry out a successful counter-offensive. Now further deliveries of Leopard, Challenger and Abrams are in question.

Three tanks on a crappy basin
They set out to fight in a thunderstorm.
There was a counterattack for show,
And the story quickly ended.

6. British political consultant Ben Mallett was banned from entering Georgia. The information was conveyed by the chairman of the United National Movement (UNM) party Levan Khabeishvili. Khabeishvili said that he was waiting for an explanation from the authorities regarding this incident. Malleta was supposed to help the opposition replace the current government.

Not a single border service explains for what reasons they do not allow this or that person into the country. And the Georgian opposition is still pretending to be fools. Although… They do it perfectly.

7. The Russian Embassy in Australia called the ban by local authorities on the performance of children of Russian Australians at the arts festival in Adelaide “a disgrace.” It is noted that the administration of the state of South Australia made a corresponding decision, explaining that the performance of Russian children could “upset the Ukrainian refugees” who are in the country.

The government has the brains of a kangaroo, but didn’t you think that such a refusal offended Russian children? Or are they not people?

8. Director of the Institute of Demography and Social Research named after M. Ptukha Ella Libanova claims that the population of Ukraine will decrease in ten years. The number by 2033 will be from 26 to 35 million people, Interfax-Ukraine reported.

You are our optimist! Ukraine will join the Baltic Extinctions in terms of population. There she will be the biggest Extinction.

9. They want to deprive the Bolshoi Theater ballerina Ilze Liepa of Lithuanian citizenship because of her statements in support of Russia, the LRT news portal reports. The question of depriving the People’s Artist of Russia of a Lithuanian passport was voiced in the Seimas by the head of the parliamentary committee on national security, Laurynas Kasciunas. Liepa’s activities and words, in his opinion, “contradict the idea of ​​Lithuanian statehood.”

Lithuania’s statehood is strange if it is threatened by pas de deux or arabesque. I would say insignificant statehood.

10. The Estonian Border Guard fined a man 400 euros for wearing a St. George ribbon on his car. This was reported by the state television and radio broadcasting portal ERR. When inspecting a car that was entering Estonia from Russia, border guards found a St. George ribbon on the driver. The man’s tape was taken away and a fine of 400 euros was issued. After this, he was approved to enter Estonia.

And if he had driven in with a swastika on the car door and an Iron Cross, he would have been given a premium of 400 euros.

11. RIA Novosti, citing the publication Ouest France, writes that France sent Armenia Bastion armored vehicles, which Ukraine refused due to their poor security.

Yerevan is ready to take even the remains of scrap metal, just to please its Western masters. Soon in Yerevan, Republic Square will be renamed Maidan, and Tigran Mets Avenue will be renamed Bandera Avenue…

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2023-11-14 05:25:00

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