Well, Hitler is dead. And Peru—logically—is baffled. “Congressman Hitler Saavedra has been found dead in a hotel in Cusco,” it said. the RPP news website of the country on social networks a few days ago. There is a lot of confusion with this matter because it is not very clear how he died. Some media say it was a heart attack and others suggest he could have been murdered. In short, Hitler is no longer among us. Or as the president of the Peruvian Congress, Alejandro Soto, said: “I want to inform you that Congressman Hitler Saavedra has ceased to exist in the imperial city of Cuzco.” Hitler, therefore, no longer exists. In the imperial city of Cuzco, obviously.
His legacy—how can we forget it—was his commitment to public health, as the website of Infobae. He was a surgeon by profession. He was 46 years old. Yes, yes, calm down. Just in case, 943 Peruvians are also called Hitler in Peru, according to a report by the andean newspaper The Republic published two years ago. That is to say, there are only 942 left. If you look closely: 99 are Adolf Hitler. And three, Adolf Hitler; something more classic. There is a lot of Hitler on the loose in Lima. Hitler, therefore, has not ceased to exist.
The shock of his death has not reached Spain yet, but – all that was missing – are also strange days on the country’s social networks. What a weekend. It turns out that the Euromillions has been played in Derio, a town of 6,000 residents in Bizkaia, and no one has collected the prize. What a need. Total, yes it is 162 million euros. Then there is the security congress. Be careful with this matter because then they say that they squat your house for no apparent reason. The problem with Spain is that we are all squatters and we don’t know it. “Massive robbery at the stands of the Madrid Security Locksmith fair,” headlined The World on Sunday.
It turns out that the locksmiths have met for a couple of days at the Atleti stadium and have robbed them. What is the Bernabéu for?, they will think, and rightly so. At the blacksmith’s house… well, they also charge a lot if you leave the key inside. But—there are always buts in this social media thing—the tweet of the month—and we are at the beginning of October—is for Donald Trump, who was it going to be. Be careful because curves are coming. At 9:03 on October 3, the all-powerful American summoned a Spanish account, and that’s saying something. To Sanchez? No, Feijóo? No. To Abascal? Neither. To @fullacamiones24? Indeed, who was it going to be?
I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th.
Reply #stop to opt-out.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 3, 2024
“@Follacamiones,” the message began, “I will send you important updates about the elections in North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to vote for Donald J. Trump before November 5.” Fortunately, all this has really happened. It seems that @Follacamiones24 is worried about the elections. Nearly three million people saw the tweet. The reaction of our beloved Spain—that Spain of ours—was spectacular. “The truth is that this was not in my 2024 bingo,” wrote one. “But what the hell is this?”, another, perhaps more surprised. “Trump, buy me a little apartment in Matalascañas”, probably the best. Follacamiones, logically, replied to Trump: “Thank you, president. Say hello to the family for me.” What are you going to say?
@Follacamiones24, according to a Movistar website specialized in streamers, It would be a series of people who are behind this profile to create content for the social network X with videos, viral moments and memes. It has 194,000 followers. And why has Trump addressed @Follacamiones24? It turns out that Trump – sneaky and cunning as he is – has created a bot that automatically mentions accounts, as long as an X user likes one of his posts. Electoral strategies, in principle.
