A year after his deportation, Joe Giudice has a lot to say – and it’s pretty wild.

Is that Amore? Not exactly. But a year after Joe Giudice landed in his home country of Italy – there after 41 months in prison on various charges of fraud and another seven months in an ICE internment camp – he has got used to life in a home that doesn’t feel like it At home.

“Look, it’s not that I’m enjoying my life,” he says exclusively to E! News. “It’s the life I have to live now. OK? So what should I do? I am working.” Always a hustler and running a few businesses – from real estate and a celebrity boxing match to what he slickly calls a “massager for women, let’s just say” – and he even tests the water for romance with one new attorney Paramour. “We don’t really go out,” says the 48-year-old, “but we’ll see each other or whatever.” (Fun fact: she’s actually “a fan” of his ex-wife Teresa Giudice.)

But even though he has more or less settled into this new normal in Salerno (“It passed so damn fast, I can’t even believe I’ve been here for a year”), he has not let go of the hope that he will Tages’ I will be able to return to the country he has called since he landed on the shores of New Jersey in the 1970s when he was a kid.

With his four daughters Gia (19), Gabriella (16), Milania (14), Audriana (11), his siblings and his mother, who all live in the USA: “I would like to return to the USA someday and visit my family whenever I want do you want, you know? ”He reasons. “Because that’s only right, I would imagine.”

What, you are surprised that Juicy Joe gives his opinion?

In a comprehensive interview, reality TV veterinarian E! News of working with Teresa 4,500 miles away, why he’s supplying sex toys to the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and some big, big plans he’s considering. (Hint: If he has his way, there could be a President Giudice in the future.)

We won’t lie, it’s really wild So prepare your table and make yourself comfortable because Joe is not holding anything back.

“I just signed a contract to import sofas, chairs and whatever you have signed from an Italian company here. They are actually handmade sofas, leather sofas. I just teamed up with this guy over there, we’re going to start shipping couches straight to the customer, to his home for you to cut out the middleman. Let’s say the couch is $ 8,000, you cut out the other $ 8,000 to ship to a store in America, this, this, and the other. So you save a lot So I’ll be selling couches to customers everywhere. ”

“My other business is Zalo USA. It’s basically a women massager. I wouldn’t call it my sex shop because it isn’t, we don’t sell any of these other things. They’re basically just high-end massagers made by an Italian French designer. So they are made of good quality material and I mean it’s a very good product. To be honest, I never really dealt with one until I got involved in this business. I always wanted to get involved in this business and I did. Look, it pays me and the bills and it’s good business. I sent one to Teresa and the whole cast. I am sure they will have fun. I’m sure any of them are I’ll try because it’s a pretty cool item. I know I couldn’t perform like this! ”

“I go to the gym, I work out three to four hours a day, I have a fight ahead of me, celebrity boxing. We actually started a Celebrity MMA too, so it’ll be right after celebrity boxing … I’m actually in better shape now because I’m bigger and look more like I did back then. Not like back then, I mean back then, to tell the truth, I was too big. I’ve looked, to be honest, like a thread head. And I’m definitely in much better shape now. But I also worked out, I hit my pockets, I actually got in the ring and boxed and kicked and so on. So I’ve always been a black belt, but I’ve boxed a bit. I know how to throw punches. ”

“Now they want to close everything at 11pm, they don’t want you to go out, which I find ridiculous. What the fuck is the difference you know what i mean I don’t know what the hell is going on…. It’s not that I’m not nervous about getting it, it’s just that I think we’ve had a lot of diseases in our day, we’ve had AIDS, we’ve had flu, pneumonia, as you call it, we’ve had it … millions literally died from it, I think they called it the Spanish influenza or whatever it was then … I mean, it was the same. Both died from not being able to breathe, filling lungs with fluids, that happens, you die afterwards. ”

“Two of my daughters will be coming on November 4th, Milania and Gia. So I’m excited. It would be nice if all four came, but the little ones have dancing and Gabriella is at the top of her game, she doesn’t I like to miss something. Which is understandable. I am with them all the time. I also talk to Teresa all the time. You know we’re alright It is what it is We want to set up something for Christmas, let’s talk

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