The BLITZ agency sets you in the mood for the wonderful women’s holiday
– Beloved, what will you buy me for March 8?
– Nothing.
– Won’t you at least tell me I’m beautiful?
– Ahh, it’s for April 1st.
A woman comes home and puts a bottle of brandy in the fridge with the words:
– Do you see this here? It will last until the New Year!
The man takes off his pants.
– Do you see this here? It will be up until March 8th!
– Honey, I dream of you giving me flowers every day, not just on March 8!
– Honey, I dream of being a witch only on Halloween, not every day!
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Secret dreams of men:
1. The eighth of March should be moved to the 29th of February – once every 4 years it is tolerated.
2. Operations to increase the female bust should be paid for by the National Health Fund and be mandatory.
3. Conceiving a child requires the simultaneous participation of one man and four women.
4. To protect your partner from unwanted pregnancy, it is enough to cross your fingers behind your back during the act.
5. To avoid confusion all women have the same name.
6. All women to be allergic to gold, diamonds and fur coats.
7. There should be filters in women’s noses, covering the smells of alcohol, sweat, onions and garlic.
8. The two-piece swimsuit is considered ideal attire for businesswomen (only bikinis are acceptable).
9. To unfasten the bra, it is enough to touch (in any place).
10. Garbage bags should be thrown away by themselves – it is enough to be slightly kicked and taken to the bin.
11. At least once a month everyone has the right, guaranteed by legislation, to set fire to the office or at least beat up the boss.
12. All roads should be highways and have no speed limit
13. Men should also be able to have several consecutive orgasms
14. The lid of the toilet bowl should lift itself as soon as they get up from it.
15. Every bar should have a back room with beds for people who don’t plan to go home.
– Uncle Mitko, what gift did you give your wife for March 8?
– Same as last year, only a year older…
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– Honey, did you buy me a present for March 8?
– Of course, dear.
– Will I like it?
– If you don’t like it, you’ll give it to me, I’ve been dreaming of such a drill for a long time!
At the beginning of the 20th century, two girls – flower sellers – Clara and Rosa, dissatisfied with the volume of sales, decided to make a powerful advertising campaign… This is how March 8th arose!
A grandson congratulates his grandmother on the occasion of March 8:
– Dear grandmother, happy March 8!
He thinks, and his grandmother helps him:
– And you wish…?
– And I wish soft cheese and biscuit cake!
– Advise me, what should I buy for my wife’s Eighth of March?
– Isn’t it easier to ask her?
– Well, I don’t have that much money.
– Honey, what will you surprise me with on March 8th?
– Honey, do you like Barcelona?
– Oh yes – amazing atmosphere, wonderful architecture, wonderful cuisine!
– And Paris?
– But please – Champs-Elysées, “Moulin Rouge”… Are you crazy? Just by hearing Paris, the chansons of Jo Dassin come to my mind!
– Great! March 8, 21:45 – “Barcelona” – “Paris Saint-Germain”!
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