/ world immediately information/ Delegation of the European Parliament on an official go to to Penka
We’re including the final web page of the Bulgarian presidency of the European Union. It should go down in historical past with our prime minister’s shuttles from Brussels to Riyadh and from Berlin to Istanbul /Kissinger, supposedly the founding father of diplomatic shuttles, eats turnips along with his go-me-come-me between Tel Aviv and Cairo within the late seventies/. Who did not fall into his robust arms – each Merkel and Macron, and Junker and Tusk, and Mogherini and…effectively, whoever you consider, you will not go incorrect. Due to his efforts, golden-haired angels will now fly over the previous Balkan powder keg and wash their ft within the morning dew of the peaceable lush pastures. Inshallah – God prepared, because the Arabs say. /By the way in which: it was due to the Bulgarian Prime Minister that ladies in Saudi Arabia bought the correct to drive – with a secret gram, our private agent undercover in Riyadh knowledgeable us that Crown Prince Salman was satisfied to take the historic determination by Borisov throughout his latest go to to Riyadh /. There isn’t a doubt that, though it has change into heavier, Boyko’s physique won’t collapse underneath the arms of the distinguished friends who will collect within the capital for a closing assembly on June 29, and for the final time the ears of the European notables will probably be caressed by the quick-witted speeches of the sweet-drinking Boykova lark Lileto Pavlova.
And but, and but…this won’t be the nail of the memorable Bulgarian presidency. One other, fairly sudden, would be the apogee, no, the apotheosis, which can overshadow the official finale. As a result of on this apotheosis, the primary position will probably be performed not by some boring Brussels official, however by a dwelling being who has gained distinctive reputation in Europe, and why not on a world scale. A high-ranking delegation of the European Parliament will precede the conferences within the Palace of Tradition and on June 27 will arrive for a go to to the village of Kopilovtsi, the place they are going to be greeted by… the cow Penka and her proprietor, Bai Ivan Haralampiev. What Penka and her high-ranking friends will discuss will most likely stay a secret, however Mr. Ivan has already set the tone with the assertion that “Penka is an emblem that modifications and can change many legal guidelines in animal husbandry.” Don’t depend on Bai Ivan – and a symbolist got here out after BABH canceled the dying sentence of his items.
However so as to not disturb the apogee, the apotheosis, /the selection of terminology is yours/ the authorities must urgently take some pressing measures, in order to not put the pricey friends in an uncomfortable place. As a result of think about if these brats, the moms of deprived youngsters, got here into view of our pricey vacationers from Paris, Berlin, Brussels, and so on., to not point out all of them. Nicely, somebody who remains to be insufficiently polished in response to the legal guidelines of fine tone and European values, faucets his brow and says aloud: “We took a very good curiosity within the destiny of the cow Penka, and here’s a delegation of the parliament going to her ft after the blissful consequence for which and we contributed, and these girls right here, with their participation, do not they deserve at the very least half of the eye paid by the worldwide group to Bai Ivan’s pet?” It’s unlikely to search out such a delicate soul amongst high-ranking friends, however is not it higher to take well timed measures in order to not disturb their psychological steadiness. What are the authorities ready for if they do not eliminate these intruders tomorrow, no, immediately, who’re solely trampling the grass behind the Nationwide Meeting and ruining the view of the “Alexander Nevsky” temple! Furthermore, essentially the most distinguished representatives of the authorities, the commerce unions and the pampered daughters of the Sofia elite expressed a particular opinion about annoying moms.
The tone was set by the very luminary of peace and concord within the Balkans, Europe, the world and all the universe: “Get the subject of moms out of my head!” His deputy, Valeri Simeonov: “Do not recommend that regardless of the moms need, that can occur!” The commerce union chief Dimitar Manolov specified the Prime Minister’s trace that moms are a drive in somebody’s fingers: “Moms of disabled youngsters are incited to protest.” The highest nonetheless conquered the distinguished mental, the daughter of Iliana Raeva and Nasko Sirakov Slaveya: “I’m sick of such moms.” And she or he defined at size (with fairly a number of spelling errors, after all) why precisely she was vomiting.
In a phrase, the shameful banter with these unlucky moms didn’t go unnoticed, even the odyssey of the cow Penka didn’t overshadow it. At the least for the Bulgarian public. However apparently the mom’s troubles didn’t make such a robust impression on the minds of Brussels officers as Penka did. And when you say that they do not have ears and eyes in Sofia: take a look at the multi-story trendy constructing of the European Parliament and different places of work on “Rakovski” Avenue within the navel of the capital. However apparently the high-paid officers who stay there are extra proud of the sharenko, and on the Web they chew the “Penka gum” extra, and it’s identified that even in Brussels, the bored official seems to be primarily for yellowing, with which the world large internet abounds.
The consequence: a delegation of the European Parliament on an official go to to Bai Ivan Haralampiev’s steady and a private acquaintance with the cow Penka. And if we paraphrase the well-known “Fuck Orthodoxy” by Monito Passi, effectively “fuck these annoying moms!
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