Sinterklaas has to go ‘because the celebration is based on dubious reasons’ and he can’t handle children

Photo: Arrival of Sinterklaas 2026, after Jan Warndorff & de Volkskrant get their way

There is a knock on the door of the cell, what a difference it makes in times of GroenLinksification far away in which it is fun to prevent as many things as possible because it is no longer possible and allowed. That Black Pete, all right. At least. Get rid of it. But in the game of passing round table Rubberentegelië a new hand is handled: you know what, we just send the whole Sinterklaas back on his (climate?) boat to his own country, ‘because the party is lying on dubious grounds’. Then we have news for the philosophical teakettle Jankie Warndorff, because the whole foundation of the Kingdom of Holland depends on dubious motives, and if there was a ‘lie’ about the existence of Sinterklaas or not leading to ’emotional disturbance’ we know another pair. of educational shark teeth that lead to ’emotional disturbance’ – the night of November 7 to 8, 2024, for example, a serious emotional disturbance among some groups of young people on scooters. From prophets who part the seas to prophets who climb a ladder through the heavenly realms, to millions of people now lying on their bums on mats five times a day: there really are more ‘dubious’ beliefs to be on the torch of ‘faith’. in Sinterklaas’.

The ‘inevitable disappointment that there is no Sinterklaas’ went to this writer as follows: Niek showed him in the school yard, Delano said he already knew him, Mosterd wanted to confirm it first with the teacher of the school, but then we continued with tens because it was blue with the bottom. Since Jan Warndorff himself was dragged from here to there as a child, he now believes that he must write attractive pieces about ‘taking advantage of childish gullibility’, ‘cultural and spiritual influence’, ‘ morally dubious motives’ and ‘dubious acting’ at a children’s school. party that damnit was just in calm waters again. We do not feel like finding out, but it seems that he himself is childless. Just fuck with JAN, with your nonsense.