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“You know we’re in charge of the penis?”

“We are responsible for the penis here…”

Max Kruse confesses to embarrassing visit to the doctor

Max Kruse now plays in the district league

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October 30, 2024 at 3:12 p.m

This doctor’s visit backfires…

Former Bundesliga star Max Kruse (36) had to leave the Big Brother container in sixth place. Then Kruse goes straight to the doctor.

Max Kruse: “I’m going to the urologist now”

Kruse explains in his Instagram story: “So guys, the time has come: I don’t even know how to say it. “I’m going to go to the urologist now – and have my ass examined quite thoroughly.”

Background: Even during Big Brother, Kruse announced that he would probably go to the doctor soon.

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“You know we’re in charge of the penis?”

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Kruse, who was sitting in the car during his Insta story, explains: “I was sitting up there, I was tense. I knew my ass was about to be examined. And then I’m sitting in the waiting room and suddenly I hear the question from the right: ‘Aren’t you the football player?'” Although he remains friendly, he answers firmly that he doesn’t have the nerve to do that right now.

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Bitter: When he arrived in the treatment room, the ex-national player quickly realized that his concerns had gone to the urologist in the wrong direction. Because according to Kruse, the doctor explains: “We are responsible for the penis here and not your ass.”

But Kruse is lucky in misfortune! Because the doctor examined him anyway and instead of hemorrhoids, he explains, he was diagnosed with “cysts or anal cysts, I have no idea, never heard of that in my life.”

So the cult footballer can breathe again…

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