1/ The first time you check your watch, it is always 9:10 a.m.
No matter how long you wait before looking at your watch for the first time of the day, it invariably shows the same time: 9:10 a.m. To make matters worse, when two hours later you consult her again, it is usually 9:20 a.m.
2/ You have imagined Jean-Philippe of accounting in bed with his wife several times
For obvious reasons of decency, we won’t be able to discuss here all the positions in which you imagined them or what they said to each other in your fantasies, but the fact is that it wasn’t pretty.
3/ You know the exact number of steps between the ground floor and 6e
The first time you counted them was after a workshop on “the twelve ways to boost your resilience mindset”. Since then, it has become one of your favorite moments of the day, one that allows you to escape almost as much as when you twirl your pen on your thumb.
4/ You have ever felt sexually attracted to your stapler
By thinking about sex all day to avoid work weariness, you have already felt sexually attracted to your stapler. It’s probably a sign of boredom even if on closer inspection, she is very attractive, without being as sexy as the photocopier.
5/ You have already counted the seconds up to 41368
Between each moment you throw a ball of paper in the trash, you feel like time is stretching and you focus on the seconds passing by in an attempt to forget reality. This time, for sure, you’re bored. Next time, don’t hesitate to ask for overtime because you have far exceeded the regulatory seven hours of work.
2024-03-12 12:25:55
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