Il Big Brother it’s just started and here it is report cards from the first episode. The host Alfonso Signorini did not provide the complete list of contestants, probably the entries into the House will end during the episode of Friday 15 September. In the infinite episode, however, there was time for prime nomination. Only the women were the protagonists, who had to choose four men to keep with them in the house. Lorenzo, Vittorio and Giuseppe they will spend the next few days in the hovel. Anita and Samira are also with them. Between the five of them there is an open televoting to vote for your favourite.
Alfonso Signorini: voto Maddaaaaaai. “I’m happy that Big Brother has finally opened up to everyday people. It was a dream of mine.” Alfo, do you really believe it? Did the Avengers decide the cast of the latest editions or did you also have a say? He leads in a less shouty way – thanks Piersilvio -, but his rhetoric is the usual. And it is as fake and unbearable as Cipriani’s prosthetics. This management has already told me everything.
Paolo the butcher: I vote Heidi. He pretends to be Mowgli. He doesn’t have a television and pretends not to know television characters. Yet he is at ease in front of the cameras. Paolo, the goats say hello to you. His look and Claudio Amendola-like mannerisms in “Amarsi un po’” are beautiful, of course, but they were fine in the Eighties.
Giselda Torresan: Megafono vote. His voice is so melodious that he could easily do Asmr. But to wake people up instead of putting them to sleep. It’s a raging river. And in fact it machine-guns our hearing so much that we viewers would like to be hit by an insulating wave. An appeal to anyone: leave it at home as much as possible, it will give us satisfaction. Especially during freezes.
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Rosy Chin: voto Body positivity. Ooooh let’s start with the tear-jerking tears already. But she doesn’t cry when she talks about her past with weight and acceptance issues. Signorini is a little hurt, but she will have time to try to make up for it.
Massimiliano Varrese: vote for Grandi Domani. I feel like I love you, Max, but know that if you start dispensing guru pearls on life and the universe I’ll send you back to the Grandi Domani school to do singing, dancing and acting eh. Giselda asking him: “Are you an actor?” makes us understand how much his career must be at a turning point.
Giuseppe Garibaldi: Yawn vote. In the sense of yawning. He enters the cast only because of his name, it seems that he is not even related to Garibaldi. So his presence is as justifiable as that of a sofa in the closet. “For us southerners, a permanent job is sacred”: he is a healthy bearer of clichés. The hope is that he will return to those places.
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Alex Schwazer: I vote ‘Na Vota. “Let’s hear what she told us to begin to know her story”. A story that hasn’t been told eighty-four times and isn’t even the focus of a documentary on Netflix. Thanks to Big Brother, who will finally tell us about this story that has never hit the headlines. I like him, but I don’t like rhetoric. So, Alexino, do it at least for me: stop talking about disqualifications, doping, missed Olympics, etc. Alfonso tries to make him cry too by showing him his latest victory at the Olympics. And he can’t. He doesn’t do well at the beginning of the new edition.
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Angelica: vote No ambitions. She reached the Miss World final, but she is one of those characters who have never had any kind of ambition to enter the world of entertainment. Any housewife. Actually no, she graduated. And it is a goal that only she achieved in Italy, so much so that Alfonso Signorini reiterated it four times. In short, this year everything is like in everyday life. I recommend Alfo, low profile. Already. Furthermore, she is Valentina Pace’s lookalike.
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Greece Colmenares: Topaz vote. She is an icon. A symbol. Don’t touch me. Like she pretended to cry in soap operas, no one ever did. It is the symbol of an era that no longer exists. Her presence on Big Brother makes sense like that of a cat in an aquarium full of water, but it doesn’t matter. She enters the hovel, first she talks to herself, then she thanks the Italian people and finally she starts cleaning the hovel. Santa now. After Giselda – strictly after Giselda – she is my favorite girl.
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Vittorio Menozzi: Red Carpet vote. He is welcomed as the handsome, intelligent, brilliant and fantastic man of the House. Have we already said that he is a phenomenon because he even managed to graduate? And what is beautiful? And who graduated? And what is beautiful? Here Alfonso missed the hunchback.
Beatrice Luzzi: I vote Amarcord. She’s an actress and she’s done so many things. But Signorini and Buonamici only remember her for a role over twenty years ago in ‘Vivere’. In short, she works so hard and then they remember her for a soap. She’s not nervous, but she’s already started acting. She will give us joys.
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Marco Fortunati: vote Without praise and without infamy. He enters declaring that he cheated on his girlfriend because he likes women. Well yes I like sweets and therefore I have diabetes. Alright. He doesn’t stand out for anything other than because he’s handsome and muscular. Nothingness.
Lorenzo Remotti: Commendation vote. It’s obviously eccentric and even a bit stilted. It’s a Tonon with a voice of the right age and less haughty. The tear-jerking story of the family debts that he is repaying could not be missed
Samira Lui: Honesta vote. She wants to work in show business and admits it. Just as she admits that she doesn’t miss her father in the slightest, having never met him. And even in this case, Alfonso turns up his nose. In short, Sami, rest assured that even at the cost of bringing you the head of state of Senegal, a father will bring him to you. Get ready to cry. Regardless.
Anita Olivieri: vote They’re the only ones laughing. The poor thing is let in together with Giuseppe Garibaldi and the gag is hilarious. For the two competitors and for Signorini. At half past midnight we don’t deserve to be treated like this. She can’t stand being told she’s beautiful anymore. Oh, those are big problems, she will certainly become a bulwark of the European feminist movement. She participates in the Gf to dispel the myth of beautiful blondes and geese. And it’s immediately 1991. She says she has three degrees: a three-year degree, a master’s degree and a master’s degree. No honey, you have one. Otherwise we would all have to finish primary school, middle school and high school diplomas. Anita, go and eat the pasta.
Rebecca Staffelli: vote Who?. He reads a couple of tweets and makes a couple of mistakes. In short, not a dazzling start. She doesn’t make me regret Giulia Salemi because I wouldn’t regret her even if I were forced to watch a Maria Nazionale concert on loop for three days, certainly poor Rebecca will have to do much more to be able to make sense in this program.
Cesara Buonamici: Tg5 vote. In the sense that it would have been more useful if it had only remained on the news. “I have a lot of curiosity.” Cesara expresses it. Speak. Make us understand that your presence there makes sense. If she had remained on the sofa at home in slippers and commented from there, she would have made less effort. It must be said, it is less pedantic than Sonia Bruganelli and much less vanished than Orietta Berti. That is, she is normal. Nothing more. Too bad. In her total volatility she even manages to reveal the existence of the hovel to some tenants. Furthermore, Signorini, king of gaffes, takes it with lightness. Repeating the name “Cesara” in a peremptory tone only four or five times. In short, a debacle.
The word “dynamics”: I vote I’ll cut your tongue out. Enough with this word. “Dynamics are triggered”, “There will be dynamics”, “The dynamics of the house”. Why? Why keep repeating this term? In a few weeks another abuse will begin, that of “path”. Everyone will have had a great journey inside the house. Well, can we only use it if we’re talking about a gymkhana? Please.
2023-09-11 23:08:38
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