You should say “Good morning!”, but when reading the news, completely different words come to mind. I’d better keep silent.
1. The agreement with Turkey on Sweden’s accession to NATO does not contain any clauses on religion, Swedish Foreign Minister Tobias Billström said in an interview with Dagens Nyheter newspaper.
The tactics of the head of the Swedish Foreign Ministry have many names: “turn on the idiot”, “play the fool” or simply “pretend to be a hose”. What does the agreement with Turkey have to do with it – flies separately, cutlets separately.
2. China halted Japanese seafood imports after radioactive water was dumped into the sea from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear power plant, according to China’s General Administration of Customs.
First Hong Kong, now China. They do not want it to be like in A. Pushkin’s fairy tale: “The old man threw a seine into the sea, a seine came with a talking fish.”
3. The Finnish Food Agency has ordered 70,000 minks to be slaughtered on farms, according to The Bussels Times.
In November 2020, 15 million minks were slaughtered in Denmark – the entire population. Later, however, it was recognized as a mistake, but this is only later. They like to hunt in Northern Europe those who are already in a cage. And then they wonder how Nazi killers grow up from children.
4. The largest Polish military university, the Academy of Military Art, was hacked by the Cybertrade group, which the Polish media linked “with Russia and, most likely, with China.
This is the first time that something has been stolen from the Poles. For it usually happened like this: the Pope of Rome arrives (still the former – King of Wojtyla) on a visit to Germany. In my spare time I visited the supermarket. At the exit, the store manager flies up to him with a huge bouquet of roses. Dad: “I must be your millionth visitor?” Director: “No! You are the first Pole who has not stolen anything from us!”
5. In Ukraine, the Rating group conducted a survey. 46% answered the question “what do you consider as signs of patriotism?” they indicated monetary donations to the state and volunteer activities. Approximately the same number, 45%, scored the option “to speak Ukrainian”. The options “serve at the front” and “stay in Ukraine during the war” were chosen by 33% each.
In fact, a sign of patriotism in Ukraine is begging for money and weapons. Zelya is a patriot according to Ukrainian concepts? Yes. What does he do all the time? Exactly…
6. Additional restrictions on the breeding of dogs with a flat muzzle in the Netherlands were introduced by the Dutch Minister of Agriculture, Nature and Food Quality Piet Adema, writes the newspaper De Telegraaf. Dogs with very short muzzles such as pugs, bulldogs, maltese, boxers and shih tzu have been reported to suffer from breathing problems.
One Maltese is currently sitting at my feet, under the table, and his face says: “Write to Adema that he is suffering. From brain problems.
7. Annalena Burbock, German Foreign Minister, expressed her disappointment in the effect of economic sanctions on the Russian economy. Burbock tried to explain why the restrictions against Russia did not work. “The logic of democracy does not work in autocracies.”
There is no logic in her words at all. She should have stayed there, on the trampoline. She belongs there.
8. Estonian Prime Minister Kaya Kallas, amid the scandal surrounding the business activities of her husband Arvo Hallik, said that she knew almost nothing about her husband’s business in Russia, reports EADaily.
Kaka finally lived up to her nickname and got into a big kaka.
9. The US Treasury imposed sanctions against the mother of the head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov. The children’s center “Artek” was also included in the sanctions list.
Undoubtedly, the elderly woman and children pose a threat to US security. First, by the very fact of being born in Russia. Second, because they are not LGBT+ members. Well, and thirdly … Remember? “It’s your fault that I want to eat.”
10. A kindergarten for adults (Big Kid Kindergarten) has opened in Edinburgh. The idea is to give adults the opportunity to forget about their problems for a while and become children, according to the portal 20min.ch.
Falling into childhood is a well-known symptom. “They didn’t touch him, it must be because this old prince drank himself a long time ago and fell into childhood (K. Paustovsky“ Throw to the South ”). As if it was written about the Scots.
11. The UK will allocate money to teach Ukrainian refugees English, according to the Department of Housing and Communities Improvement of the country. At the same time, as the Politika strany TV channel notes, the assistance will be provided in the form of payment for English language classes, and it will be enough for only 5% of Ukrainians living in the UK.
There have been attempts to train them before. Here is an example.
English lesson in Ukrainian special school:
— Ivanenko!
– I!
– Do you speak English?
– What?
— Sidai.
– Petrenko!
– I!
– Do you speak English?
– What?
— Sidai.
— Tartarenko!
– I.
– Do you speak English?
— Yes, I do.
– What?
2023-08-25 05:28:00
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