EDIT IN INHOUSE!
As our Fake newsletter wrote a year ago – July 2022, roadmen were casting spells on the revival of inhouse procedures, building with dikes of bullion and sacks of money. Their cries and sighs were heard!
From our letter of July 26, 2022.
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The prayers of the wayfarers were heard by the goat Amalthea, who began again to shower upon them bounties from the cornucopia, or cornucopia, as this object of divine splendor is also known.
According to Greek mythology, this goat Amalthea nursed Zeus in a cave offshore the island of Crete. Once, while playing, Zeus accidentally broke one of the goat’s horns. To make up for it, Zeus ascended the goat to the sky as a constellation, and from its broken horn began to pour abundant goodies and goods: fruits, flowers, grain, drawers, bundles and ingots.
The requests of the drivers to heaven were so sincere and pure that they were rewarded in full and with an addition: Boyko Borisov returned to a white unicorn and is no longer corrupt, yin-y-yang procedures, yin-drawer procedures, feng shui begin to the end. In-house procedures are recovered with a bonus on the bonus, index on the index and a little repair on the repair because of the delayed and compromised construction works.
The construction of the Hemus highway according to the old in-house contracts, which everyone except GERB declares to have been illegally awarded, will continue according to them.
Travelers fell into a wild ecstasy, drinking, singing, hugging temporary brides for BGN 10,000 and throwing napkins in cool taverns.
Horn of plenty (cornucopia) – from it pours wealth, which is not like lack.
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COUNTER-PROCEDURE IDEA
But a thinker from the government assembly shared anonymously that a way is being considered to gift the Hemus highway to Ukraine, as the equipment for Belene is being gifted – a project for which we ate the salt, the sticks, and the money we gave, and now our Ukrainians save from this burden.
Our source, a government think tank, shared:
Hemus is almost the same black hole as Belene. It swallows billions, is built slowly, creates problems, generates ungodly corruption. It’s a terribly expensive pleasure for a small and poor country like ours,” the thinker mumbled and wondered how to give away the highway with all its problems without incurring the wrath of the Thunderer with the drawer.
Borisov, of course, is firmly against it and said that without inhouse we return to chaos.
For convincingness, he reached into the drawer of Greek mythology and explained the ancient Hellas’ understanding of the Chaos from which life and everything else arose, but excruciatingly slowly and painfully.
“Darkness and night come from Chaos – the erudite Borisov explained the Greek myths. – This is something like the Struma tunnel near Simitli, when there is no lighting. We don’t need that! We need order in the inhouse and everything will be fine, maybe 4 years to get his assembly, then the partners go out of History, I stay in, in, in, all, in History!” – concluded Borisov emotionally with a hidden quote from the great Sir Stanley Royce.
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2023-07-18 19:00:55
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