“The Imitator Rémi Marceau Reviews May 23, 2023 News: From Cannes to New York City Sinking”

The news of May 23, 2023 reviewed by the imitator Rémi Marceau
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We start with the Cannes Film Festival, when climbing the steps a woman dressed in the colors of Ukraine sprinkles herself with fake blood on the steps of the Palais des Festivals: she was immediately apprehended:
(Imitation of Renaud): …”if you see me with red spots on my yellow shirt, it’s not necessarily in support of Ukraine… It’s just that I dropped a little Bordeaux on my Paul Ricard shirt”
Bruno Robles: “President Sarkozy…
(Imitation of Nicolas Sarkozy): … “you are talking about the lady who sprinkled herself with blood in the color of Ukraine but you did not speak of my Carlita who also climbed the steps… There is no valves it’s just to say that my Carlita is also a rest and she went up the stairs… she didn’t play in any film, just wanted to go to the cinema that’s all…”
Bruno Roblès: “You weren’t there… The steps are too high…?!
(Imitation of Nicolas Sarkozy): …” very funny Mr. embankment very funny no climbing the steps of a palace it reminds me of too many legal worries I avoid… hi hi hi…”

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A worrying phenomenon in the United States, scientists have noticed that because of the weight of its skyscrapers, New York City is sinking between 1 and 2 millimeters per year depending on the neighborhood:
Hello Cyril Lignac…
(Imitation of Cyril Lignac): …”New York is not the only one to sag under the weight of its skyscrapers… under the weight of tuna sandwiches, mayo supplement and rosé, Bruno Roblès would also lose between 1 and 2 millimeters per year…”
(Imitation of Arthur): …”hi, it’s Arthur… 1 to 2 millimeters per year means that at the end of Michel Drucker’s life, the buildings will have sunk by one meter”

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A new feature for Whatsapp messaging will now be possible to edit messages within fifteen minutes of being sent. The corrections made will not be visible, only the mention “Modify” will appear:
Julien Courbet have you looked into this new functionality of chas app…?
(Imitation of Julien Courbet): …”It’s only the text messages that we can modify… because Benjamin Grivreaux would like to know if it also works when we send photos… You have to be careful with messages on what’s app, sometimes it leaves indelible traces like this message that had been left on Rémi Marceau’s cell phone after a morning of laughter lunch… well, a morning of laughter lunch… in which he had not participated… excerpt from aurélie”